Loather Dating Sim

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Loather Dating Sim
#51
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 08:40 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Thank Loather for cleaning toilet bowl.

> Check stats.

you shout thanks from the bathroom. i hear you and respond with an equally loud "YOU'RE WELCOME"

you check your stats

Gimeurcookies Stats Wrote:HP: 20
Attack: 10
Defense: 230
Sp. Attack: 10
Sp. Defense: 230
Speed: 5

(03-31-2016, 08:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »>search for a weapon in the closet

you don't know where the closet is
#52
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 08:45 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »What's my skill level in reading?

easy
#53
RE: Loather Dating Sim
>ask loather where the closet is
>look for a toaster
#54
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)a52 Wrote: »>ask loather where the closet is
>look for a toaster

i give you the silent treatment

you find a toaster in the kitchen
#55
RE: Loather Dating Sim
>put coldblooded's book in the toaster and turn it on
#56
RE: Loather Dating Sim
> Rocky training montage
#57
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)Loather Wrote: »easy

Oh that sounds pretty good. I unplug the toaster and retrieve the book so that I can process the information within.
#58
RE: Loather Dating Sim
i walk in and take the book from coldblooded, inserting it into the now-plugged-in toaster. To show him how reading is REALLY done.

Toaster is set to "nuclear bombardment". I press on.
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#59
RE: Loather Dating Sim
give loather a gentle pat on the head
#60
RE: Loather Dating Sim
I smash the toaster.
#61
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »I smash the toaster.

I implode. None can pass down my legacy now. See what you've done
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#62
RE: Loather Dating Sim
I send her a message through a messaging system. It reads: "Would you like to try dates with me, try dating me, or possibly both things at the same time? Unrelated, check out this picture of a puppy eating a watermelon
[Image: golden-retriever-puppy-cute-eating-watermelon.jpg]"
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#63
RE: Loather Dating Sim
>tell loather that she looks like a gecko
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
#64
RE: Loather Dating Sim
>be Mraof
#65
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>be fuck you trol
#66
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 11:24 PM)Schazer Wrote: »>be Mraof

> Mraof: Pet a gecko like that evil guy who pets his cat in inspector gadget

this is now the Mraof Supervillainy sim
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#67
RE: Loather Dating Sim
i do loather's laundry for her
#68
RE: Loather Dating Sim
I undo loather's laundry. For her.

Sorry loather I'm afraid you'll have to get a whole new wardrobe. I suggest this.

Yes, just a head.
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#69
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(03-31-2016, 09:00 PM)a52 Wrote: »>put coldblooded's book in the toaster and turn it on

you can't. coldblooded is still in the forest

(03-31-2016, 09:10 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Rocky training montage

this isn't youtube

(03-31-2016, 09:40 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »
(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)Loather Wrote: »easy

Oh that sounds pretty good. I unplug the toaster and retrieve the book so that I can process the information within.

you are nowhere near the toaster. you do read the book though

book of owl wisdom Wrote:for a successful date it is best to eat rats

is this a helpful tip?? you decide

(03-31-2016, 09:51 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »i walk in and take the book from coldblooded, inserting it into the now-plugged-in toaster. To show him how reading is REALLY done.

Toaster is set to "nuclear bombardment". I press on.

no you don't, and i'm pretty sure that's against international law

(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »give loather a gentle pat on the head

all is well in the world. i am content

(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »I smash the toaster.

you're still in the forest!

(03-31-2016, 09:54 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I implode. None can pass down my legacy now. See what you've done

you implode, but only halfway. you are now tiny

(03-31-2016, 10:29 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »I send her a message through a messaging system. It reads: "Would you like to try dates with me, try dating me, or possibly both things at the same time? Unrelated, check out this picture of a puppy eating a watermelon
[Image: golden-retriever-puppy-cute-eating-watermelon.jpg]"

i reply "definitely, but only if you prove your worth by sending me 20 more dogs"

(03-31-2016, 10:54 PM)Wheat Wrote: »i'm roleplaying as the roof on loather's house.

>creak in the wind

you do an excellent job of this, everyone thinks the roof is creaking

(03-31-2016, 11:14 PM)KittenEater Wrote: »>tell loather that she looks like a gecko

i am now thoroughly owned

(03-31-2016, 11:24 PM)Schazer Wrote: »>be Mraof

only mraof can be mraof!

(03-31-2016, 11:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »>be fuck you trol

fuck you trol isn't real.

(04-01-2016, 12:17 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> Mraof: Pet a gecko like that evil guy who pets his cat in inspector gadget

this is now the Mraof Supervillainy sim

you can't tell mraof what to do!

(04-01-2016, 12:43 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i do loather's laundry for her

mirdini notices you pulling dirty clothes out of their pockets. you both make eye contact

(04-01-2016, 11:31 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I undo loather's laundry. For her.

Sorry loather I'm afraid you'll have to get a whole new wardrobe. I suggest this.

Yes, just a head.

mirdini and chwoka notice you grabbing clothes out of their pockets. all three of you make eye contact

(04-02-2016, 04:32 AM)bigro Wrote: »>open door
>get on floor
>walk the dinosaur

the door was already open, so you fail to walk the dinosaur. nobody is impressed
#70
RE: Loather Dating Sim
>Mraof:Mraof
#71
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(04-02-2016, 07:48 AM)Mraof Wrote: »>Mraof:Mraof

you mraof
#72
RE: Loather Dating Sim
Offer to open a window, it's kinda getting crowded in here
#73
RE: Loather Dating Sim
(04-02-2016, 07:49 AM)Loather Wrote: »
(04-02-2016, 07:48 AM)Mraof Wrote: »>Mraof:Mraof

you mraof

i don't believe you
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#74
RE: Loather Dating Sim
I kindly ask the owl if it knows any cool rat hunting spots.
#75
RE: Loather Dating Sim
I help Chwoka do the laundry.