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What ARE birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 09:14 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2016, 09:14 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
(03-25-2016, 07:51 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Are lions birds?

(03-25-2016, 08:02 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »Lions are birds.

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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 09:37 PM
Are puffins birds?
Are mantas birds?
Are jacuzzis birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 12:14 AM
(03-25-2016, 09:37 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Are jacuzzis birds?
(03-25-2016, 08:17 PM)a52 Wrote: »Are evils birds?

(03-25-2016, 04:14 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Birds are animals, for ease of definition.

(Both are therefore not birds)

Tigers are birds!

Birds are not things which are species given a name by Carl Linnaeus.

Doberman (Pinscher)s are birds!

'We' are not birds.

Puffins are birds!

Manta Rays are not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 12:26 AM
Are mice birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 12:28 AM
yes: Ostriches, geese, giraffes, giant anteaters, swans, hummingbirds some dolphins, some dogs, lions, tigers, Doberman pischers, puffins

probably: great white sharks

probably not: stegosaurus

no: Elephants, goats, snakes, beetles, silky anteaters, tamanduas, gnats, fungi, capybaras, iguanas, humans, frogs, blue-tongued skinks, manta rays


ok so: Are bottle-nosed dolphins birds?
Are killer whales birds?
Are the several species of river dolphins (globally distributed) birds?
Are blue whales birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 12:36 AM
Are wombats birds?
Are bats birds?
Are ants birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 12:39 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 12:42 AM by Mirdini.)
Mice are not birds.

Bottle-nosed dolphins are not birds.

Orcas are birds!

River dolphins are not birds.

Blue whales are birds!

Wombats are not birds.

Not all bats are birds.

Ants are not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 01:12 AM
Are turtles birds?
Are moths birds?
Are cockatiels birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 01:34 AM
Turtles are not birds.

Moths are not birds.

Cockatiels are birds!
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 01:43 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 01:47 AM by a52.)
Birds are animals with patterned/multicolored pelts/skins
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 01:43 AM
yes: Ostriches, geese, cockatiels, swans, hummingbirds, puffins, giraffes, giant anteaters, lions, tigers, Doberman pischers, orcas, blue whales, some dogs, some bats

probably: great white sharks

probably not: stegosaurus

no: Elephants, goats, mice, silky anteaters, tamanduas, capybaras, bottle-nosed dolphins, river dolphins, wombats, humans, snakes, turtles, iguanas, frogs, blue-tongued skinks, manta rays, ants, moths, beetles, gnats, fungi


Hmmmm

Are spiders birds?
Are millipedes birds?
Are amphibians birds?
Are lizards birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 01:53 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 01:55 AM by Mirdini.)
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Penguins are not birds.

Wolves are birds!

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Birds are not things which (have) [are animals with] patterned/multicolored pelts/skins.

Spiders are not birds.

Millipedes are not birds.

Amphibians are not birds.

Lizards are not birds.
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03-26-2016, 02:24 AM
Are whale sharks birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:31 AM
Whale sharks are not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:32 AM
Are cassowaries birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:33 AM
Are salmon birds?
Are barracuda birds?
Are herring birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:33 AM
Are fish birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:35 AM
Are cats birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:37 AM
Cassowaries are birds!

Not all fish are birds.

Salmon are not birds.

Barracuda are not birds.

Herring are not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:37 AM
Cats are birds!
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03-26-2016, 02:38 AM
Are tiger sharks birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:39 AM
Are eels birds?
Are swordsfish birds?
Are coelocanths birds?
Are pelicans birds?
Are anglerfish birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:46 AM
Tiger sharks are not birds.

Eels are not birds.

Swordfish are birds!

Coelocanths are probably not birds.

Pelicans are birds!

Anglerfish are not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 02:47 AM
Are sand dollars birds?
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03-26-2016, 02:49 AM
Sand dollars are not birds.
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