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in your lust for cheap adult medications you accidentally bought niagra falls from a shady dealer. the government is hounding your ass night and day. you keep telling the cops that you don't want it, that you'll give it up to them for free, but they keep demanding to see papers, threatening to open fire if you hesitate for even a moment; no small issue since you dropped the deed for the falls ages ago while running through a pig farm in arkansas, and you're knee-deep in kentucky now. every morning you wake to a shower of bullets and police sirens, chased through the countryside with no hope for anything beyond surviving for just one day more. any excitement you initially had from being an outlaw has faded- you're demoralized and exhausted. will there be any end to this nightmare? will you ever receive the pills that you so desperately need? what will you even do?

calm down and do your usual routine of checking for good viagra deals online

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you're reminded of the damnable typo that got you here. why was that site even a thing? isn't it niagara falls? was that deed even for a real location?!

a bullet cuts across your ear. it'd sting, but you're used to it now.

calm down and do your usual routine of checking for good viagra deals online

you decide to ignore the feds bullshit for three fucking seconds and pull out your phone, hoping to soothe yourself with promises of excellent deals for your number one favorite medication.

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you have never been so miserable. what else will they take from you? what is even left?!

Perhaps... if you cannot see this dream through, then perhaps... at least...

> GOOGLE.COM / W I E N E R P U M P

Perhaps... if you cannot see this dream through, then perhaps... at least...

> GOOGLE.COM / W I E N E R P U M P

I dont know what a weinerpump is but it sounds fuckin hilarious seconding

Perhaps... if you cannot see this dream through, then perhaps... at least...

> GOOGLE.COM / W I E N E R P U M P

yes.. yes! wienerpumps! perfect! your insecurities will come to an end at last, granting you the strength to easily take down the government. this is the most optimistic you've felt in weeks- from your loins a new world will spring forth, a utopia where every pill's a king! with hands shaking with excitement, you begin to type.

w... i... e... n... e...

a bullet hits the back of your phone, blasting a hole in the battery but stopping just short of tearing through the screen. it would've killed you if you weren't looking up wienerpumps.

Convince the cops that they need to find viagra for themselves instead of shooting you. This should be easy, everyone needs viagra.

Boo this doesn't have at least one link to the You Have Been Tricked thread. Bummer.

Boo this doesn't have at least one link to the You Have Been Tricked thread. Bummer.

don't worry bro I got u covered

Thank y-BASTARD UN-TRICKSTER! WHAT A FOOL I HAVE NOT MADE OF MYSELF

go to texas to get some nice texmex barbeque

Move legitimate business ventures to the digital realm

Ask the police for directions to Viagra Falls.

Make your own viagra on the fly

Make your own viagra on the fly

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Make your own viagra on the fly

On the spanish fly, that is !

>Go to Canada.
> live there. [Niagra falls]
>tell them it's your property and they can't come in without a warrant
>???
>Viagra