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We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-14-2016, 10:05 PM
We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms". But was it really evolution ...
... or EVILUTION???!!!!!!
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-14-2016, 10:20 PM
If we evolved, then how come our DNA looks like Pasta?
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-14-2016, 10:49 PM
Evil Spaghetti tries to disguise what it is doing to humanity, Spaghetti Monster cult deceives even many Atheists!
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-14-2016, 11:38 PM
some say that all atheists are spaghetti monster cultists in disguize....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-14-2016, 11:55 PM
(02-14-2016, 10:44 PM)Wheat Wrote: »Oh daaaaang! Oh dawg Kí, what a noodlefail! Can't believe it! Who'da thought you'd mistake spaghetti (long, thin stringy cylindrical pasta noodleage; another term of usage is said pasta dressed in a sauce) for ROTINI?!??!?! Guh! Buh! welcome to death town pal, cuz this shit is the undertaker of yr credibility Excuse me, where did I mistake Spaghetti and Rotini? I said our DNA looks like pasta. No specifying there. Just because Papyrus is leading the Spaghetti leaderboard doesn't mean I can't tell my Farfalloni from my Fusilli; my Manicotti from my Mostaccioli; my Lasagne from my Linguini.
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 12:13 AM
I was making/eating pasta as this thread was being created.
Coincidence?
That is up to interpretation.
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 12:49 AM
Evolution is a
valid scientific theory, supported by all modern bi-
ologists, and
lots of other scientists.
Usually the people who don't
think evolution
is true are
often ignoring the facts.
New evidence found daily
is consistent with modern theories and
suggests what we
already knew about the cause of the
large diversity of organisms on the Earth.
Indeed, it seems like nothing can disprove
evolution. All
fossils and
research done supports the ideas in The
Origin of Species, a
manuscript by famous
scientist, Charles Darwin. Nearly
all he thought of
turned out to be
accurate.
Now do you see why evolution is right?
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 12:53 AM
Evolution is what Evil Spaghetti wants you to believe, but you don't know what its evolving you towards!!!
Don't be a sheep and believe what they tell you!!!!
This "evolution" ... is really a process of EVILUTION!!!
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 02:08 AM
spaghetti... floats and sometimes MOVES above water!!!!! coincidence?
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 02:28 AM
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 02:33 AM
EVIL PASTA IS BEHIND EVERYTHINH
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 02:42 AM
Evolution is a lie we tell ourselves to explain how there are three different types of birds
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 03:06 AM
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 03:09 AM
(02-15-2016, 02:58 AM)Wheat Wrote: »flying
walking
swimming
checks out
I personally hate this trichotomy
it's not a perfect circle because flying types are immune to walking type attacks, while swimming types deal Not Very Effective damage against walking types.
Also all the swimming type designs are samey compared to the huge diversity you get with flying types.
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 03:12 AM
(02-15-2016, 03:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »I personally hate this trichotomy
it's not a perfect circle because flying types are immune to walking type attacks, while swimming types deal Not Very Effective damage against walking types.
Also all the swimming type designs are samey compared to the huge diversity you get with flying types.
Ok if you're so smart, YOU design a better bird index
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 03:22 AM
Geese are primarily swimming type, I hope to god you understand finchances better than you know your birds, Wheat
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 03:30 AM
lmao i just realised that Swimming types are also like, ducks'n shit
I was only thinking of penguins
Still, the monotype metanagerame is disgustingly Flying-centralised, the comparrotive lack of diversity among Swimming and Walking types means monotype teams of those are really same-y
I'm actually ok with all the types standalone! I just think people should stop bringing up the triad all like "omg someone contact GamefRook I can't believe they haven't done this yet".
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:03 AM
Is Lower Organisms slang for genitals?
If my ancestors were dicks then why are there still dicks
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:29 AM
What about birds that could swim but elect not to?
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:32 AM
my rule for IDing Swimming types is: if it wades, no way; if it floats, then totes
dual-typing is definitely a thing though, gulls awks pelicans and kingfishers are flying/swimming. Albatrosses are pure flying but tend to reap advantages nominally considered the mainstay of the dualtype through superior movepool (another mark against the bullshit disproportionate diversity in the Flying type roster). Waders are all pure-walking.
I feel like the perching/paddling/preying/parading/pernicketing podiametric addresses some of the issues with the more simplified three-type model; the five types are a little more specialised than the existing Swimming typing, but it's mitigated by the problematically huge Flying typing getting separated out into more manageable categories.
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:53 AM
evolution:
-> -> -> SATAN
dont let your birds become BEELZEBUBS!
donate to 1-800-STOP-EVOLUTION-TODAY! (tax deductible)
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:20 PM
What about burrowing birds
and do any fish qualify as birds
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RE: We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"
02-15-2016, 04:48 PM
(02-15-2016, 04:53 AM)a52 Wrote: »evolution:
-> -> -> SATAN
dont let your birds become BEELZEBUBS!
donate to 1-800-STOP-EVOLUTION-TODAY! (tax deductible)
Meet Friendly Fred the Free Fugol!
Fred saw that ""evolution" was taking him somewhere he didn't want to go.
So, he gave up his vertebrae, and went back to having just a notochord!
That's how this FUGOL ...
... became a FREE GULL!!!!
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