We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"

We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms". But was it really evolution ...

... or EVILUTION???!!!!!!

If we evolved, then how come our DNA looks like Pasta?

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• Religious people: 0
  
• Atheists: 0
  
• Spaghetti: NYEH HEH HEH!!!

Evil Spaghetti tries to disguise what it is doing to humanity, Spaghetti Monster cult deceives even many Atheists!

some say that all atheists are spaghetti monster cultists in disguize....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Oh daaaaang! Oh dawg Kí, what a noodlefail! Can't believe it! Who'da thought you'd mistake spaghetti (long, thin stringy cylindrical pasta noodleage; another term of usage is said pasta dressed in a sauce) for ROTINI?!??!?! Guh! Buh! welcome to death town pal, cuz this shit is the undertaker of yr credibility

Excuse me, where did I mistake Spaghetti and Rotini? I said our DNA looks like pasta. No specifying there. Just because Papyrus is leading the Spaghetti leaderboard doesn't mean I can't tell my Farfalloni from my Fusilli; my Manicotti from my Mostaccioli; my Lasagne from my Linguini.

I'd drop the mic here, but I also have respect for sound technicians.

I was making/eating pasta as this thread was being created.

Coincidence?

That is up to interpretation.

Evolution is a
valid scientific theory, supported by all modern bi-
ologists, and
lots of other scientists.
Usually the people who don't
think evolution
is true are
often ignoring the facts.
New evidence found daily

is consistent with modern theories and
suggests what we

already knew about the cause of the

large diversity of organisms on the Earth.
Indeed, it seems like nothing can disprove
evolution. All

fossils and
research done supports the ideas in The
Origin of Species, a
manuscript by famous

scientist, Charles Darwin. Nearly
all he thought of
turned out to be
accurate.
Now do you see why evolution is right?

Evolution is what Evil Spaghetti wants you to believe, but you don't know what its evolving you towards!!!

Don't be a sheep and believe what they tell you!!!!

This "evolution" ... is really a process of EVILUTION!!!

spaghetti... floats and sometimes MOVES above water!!!!! coincidence?

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Christians: 0
Spaghetti: 0
Coincidences: 1

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

EVIL PASTA IS BEHIND EVERYTHINH

Evolution is a lie we tell ourselves to explain how there are three different types of birds

flying
walking
swimming


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I personally hate this trichotomy

it's not a perfect circle because flying types are immune to walking type attacks, while swimming types deal Not Very Effective damage against walking types.

Also all the swimming type designs are samey compared to the huge diversity you get with flying types.

I personally hate this trichotomy

it's not a perfect circle because flying types are immune to walking type attacks, while swimming types deal Not Very Effective damage against walking types.

Also all the swimming type designs are samey compared to the huge diversity you get with flying types.

Ok if you're so smart, YOU design a better bird index

Geese are primarily swimming type, I hope to god you understand finchances better than you know your birds, Wheat

lmao i just realised that Swimming types are also like, ducks'n shit

I was only thinking of penguins

Still, the monotype metanagerame is disgustingly Flying-centralised, the comparrotive lack of diversity among Swimming and Walking types means monotype teams of those are really same-y

I'm actually ok with all the types standalone! I just think people should stop bringing up the triad all like "omg someone contact GamefRook I can't believe they haven't done this yet".

Is Lower Organisms slang for genitals?

If my ancestors were dicks then why are there still dicks

What about birds that could swim but elect not to?

my rule for IDing Swimming types is: if it wades, no way; if it floats, then totes

dual-typing is definitely a thing though, gulls awks pelicans and kingfishers are flying/swimming. Albatrosses are pure flying but tend to reap advantages nominally considered the mainstay of the dualtype through superior movepool (another mark against the bullshit disproportionate diversity in the Flying type roster). Waders are all pure-walking.

I feel like the perching/paddling/preying/parading/pernicketing podiametric addresses some of the issues with the more simplified three-type model; the five types are a little more specialised than the existing Swimming typing, but it's mitigated by the problematically huge Flying typing getting separated out into more manageable categories.

Just my 2c

evolution:
-> -> -> SATAN
dont let your birds become BEELZEBUBS!
donate to 1-800-STOP-EVOLUTION-TODAY! (tax deductible)

What about burrowing birds

and do any fish qualify as birds

evolution:
-> -> -> SATAN
dont let your birds become BEELZEBIRDSS!
donate to 1-800-STOP-EVOLUTION-TODAY! (tax deductible)

revision:

-> -> -> cthulu, god of aquatic war

evolution:
-> -> -> SATAN
dont let your birds become BEELZEBUBS!
donate to 1-800-STOP-EVOLUTION-TODAY! (tax deductible)

Meet Friendly Fred the Free Fugol!



Fred saw that ""evolution" was taking him somewhere he didn't want to go.

So, he gave up his vertebrae, and went back to having just a notochord!

That's how this FUGOL ...

... became a FREE GULL!!!!