I won't answer your questions

don't ask me any

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If i don't end a sentence with a question mark it is technically not a question. I will not post any of such sentences though.

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Will you make an exception for this question?

Chwoka, do you know what a Caesarean section is?

Of course! It's the only reliable method of birth control.

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Is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Can you perform one?

Well, I was a boy scout, you know.

What would it look like if you pretended to quote me, wrote in a different question, and then answered it instead of what I actually asked?

Okay, sure, we all can, but can you perform one while you're driving a big rig with 12 flat tires down the freeway from Mexico up to Cal-I-Forn-I-A haulin' a load of pinatas stuffed to the paper gills with cocaine, at a rate of sixty miles per hour, PER HOUR, 'cause you stapled the accelerator pedal so it wouldn't distract you while you got road head? Oh, you thought she "couldn't get pregnant" 'cause it's "just a blowjob," but you were WRONG, 'cause it turns out you've got some freaky super sperm. Within two minutes she had a baby bump. It's been seven now, and you can see the impressions of fully-developed adult hands trying to desperately claw their way out of her uterus, and she's screaming and screaming and crying and crying! But you can't stop, because you cut your own brakes, since you can only get off with the aid of danger, and now the pigs are hot on your tail 'cause you crashed the border gate! Can you perform one then? Can you? CAN YOU!?

Too easy. I am a licensed valedictorian, you know. I'd C that Section. I'd C that Section with my teeth, asleep at the wheel. First on her, then... on me.

Chwoka why alligators?

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What's the point of us asking you questions, if its only purpose is to enable you to write creepy Caesaran fanfiction?

Is it okay if I just sort of ask you a random question because I'm kind of curious to see where this is going?

Also, what if someone else answers my questions? Does that betray the basic thesis of this topic, since the "I" in the title is only implied to be Chwoka and could, arguably, refer to any potential question-answer at the time the act of answering the question is being contemplated?

And finally, is "thesis" a remotely appropriate word for me to use in that last question, or was it a stupid choice? What would have been a better word?

Why do so many people feel such a contrarian urge to trap people in logical paradoxes or just undermine premises to see if they can?

Look, you know why I'm here, I wanna know one thing and one thing alone. Let's cut the shit and get right down to brass tacks — HOW. TALL. ARE. YOU.

6 foot 3.

What are your top 4 hip-hop albums of all time?

In alphabetical order:

1. Beauty and the Beat
   
2. Blowout Comb
   
3. De La Soul Is Dead
   
4. It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
   

Wowie, neat! How do you do that alphabetical list thing anyhow, mister?

Code:

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Where do you get off, you sack of shit!?

Hey looks like this is my stop

Bub, I don't need your attitude. I don't need your sass. We run a respectable operation around here, see. We don't need any mouth, we need someone to scrub up and save this horse's life! Or at least one of the two. So tell me — are you the man for the job? Do you know your way around a scalpel and 40 ccs of floss? Or can you not operate your way out of a paper bag with a flamethrower, huh, punk? It's time to shut down or nut up, pallo. What's it gonna be?

With all that extra floss, you should reconsider what quantity of mouth you need.

What's your favorite punctuation mark?

The em-dash — because I can feel smug about the proper usage of a nonstandard but versatile character, that little to none are going to notice is different from a hyphen. It's a question of mouthfeel. Compare (fig. 1):

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On the left is the ubermensch em-dash, on the right a pathetic grovelling little hyphen. It doesn't even have the dignity or self-respect to be an EN-DASH for Christ's sake! Look, they're fine alright, some of my best sentences have hyphens in them, but it needs to keep itself segregated from the dash communities before it starts to drive property rates down. They belong in-between compound words, not in-between whole clauses of sentences! And putting two together to substitute for the noble em-dash -- madness! What's next --- hyphen ellipses!?

i'm sure you've got it all figured out. going through life with head held high.

Hey, wait a second — what's this supposed to mean!?

Answer this.

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why isnt hawkspace dark for me anymore

Breath Mint?