Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Solaris brings up a good point
let's help Red blitz his chakras

Shank: Red

Red's a lady; she/her/hers please! (And double-check on user pages or use gender-neutral if you're at all doubtful)

Lynch Makerofthegames, for reasons that do not involve silencing anyone who might reveal the conspiracy to the masses

No, it's gotta be SHANK. Like this: SHANK: makerofthegames

Boom shankalankalanka

Shank: Dragon Fogel

Red's a lady; she/her/hers please! (And double-check on user pages or use gender-neutral if you're at all doubtful)

I'll just be a pain in the ass and point out that under Red's profile gender is listed as 'Other', so that system isn't perfectly solid.

Clearly we just have to refer to everyone as it/it/its or possibly they/their/theirs.

It, please. Referring to people as objects intentionally is all kinds of ironic.

Red's a lady; she/her/hers please! (And double-check on user pages or use gender-neutral if you're at all doubtful)

I'll just be a pain in the ass and point out that under Red's profile gender is listed as 'Other', so that system isn't perfectly solid.

Clearly we just have to refer to everyone as it/it/its or possibly they/their/theirs.

well now it's right :|

IN THE MEANTIME

Shank Myself because I like this idea of shanking me giving me the power of a god

Yes, let's all shake Red. Listen to it.

Shank Red709 because we don't tolerate jesters here, we kill them and... oh. hmm. Well, if its what you want, more power to you.

I think we need more input on what to do with the vest pile though. After all, moderator dunk may have something happen with it - it does not stop from getting taller - and the more ideas we give him the better.

Yes, let's all shake Red. Listen to it.

shake it like it's hot, Red

Why don't we just shank all the vests so that nobody can enjoy them?

Vote: Red

I have absolutely no objections with someone actually wanting to feed Dr. Pidge.

Boom shankalankalanka

Shank: Dragon Fogel

I'm gonna pretend this is the random thread

shank:scha(nk)zer

IDE/Theory Sruix and Schazer have already formed an unshankable superbeing

Also seriously guys we need to shank Fogel have you seen the smug look on his face

Yes, let's all shake Red. Listen to it.

shake it like it's hot, Red

I can't find any dancing gifs, but imagine me dancing ineffectually here

Shank: makeroftheconspir-ergames

Also last night I found out that I'm completely immune to shankings so uh, thanks for killing the guy with the gun for me.

I started reading the thread, but lost my way after daydreaming about glorious shankproof vest mecha.
Shank - anyone opposed to creating a shankproof mech

Also someone tried to shank me last night, but only one someone. That makes them special. I think maybe we could fall in love.

Dr. Pidge says:

I am in favor of Shank Dragon Fogel because I used an annogram decoder on their name

Dragon Fogel

Gang Red Fool

Dragon Fogel has been plotting this moment for years and is clearly some sort of criminal mastermind.

Dragon Fogel

Gang Red Fool

A gang of bloody fools?

This suddenly casts all of Fogel's Jester Mafias in an entirely new light.

Dragon Fogel

Gang Red Fool

A gang of bloody fools?

This suddenly casts all of Fogel's Jester Mafias in an entirely new light.

No, it means "Gang up on Red, fool!"

Dragon Fogel

Gang Red Fool

A gang of bloody fools?

This suddenly casts all of Fogel's Jester Mafias in an entirely new light.

This makes sense! SHANK: Fogel

Red's a lady; she/her/hers please! (And double-check on user pages or use gender-neutral if you're at all doubtful)

ah gorram it my bad

please retroactively imagine that that post was edited b/c i can't actually do it

sorry =<

Yo yo yo, I still say we should shank: Akumu for being a demon.

morning comes once more
daybreak brings wisdom to me
we should shank: fogel

IDE/Theory Sruix and Schazer have already formed an unshankable superbeing

I feel like this is a thing, actually