Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

Some people should read over the opening post again. In fact everyone really should.

Play to wiiiiiin, it is there in the OP.

<instert Ham here>

But I don't have a photo copy machine for that. :c

ProfessorLizzard, I think you need to take another look at yourself.

You're barely hamming it up. You may think you're helping the town, but ask yourself this: is it worthwhile to save the town and abandon the principles upon which it was founded?

(Those principles being ham, ham, and more ham.)

Playing to win and hamming it up are entirely compatible. If we target the least hammy players for lynch, then they defend themselves by hamming it up. If it works, townies protect themselves from being mislynched, and Mafia successfully elude us.

And if we're sure somebody is Mafia, then we do our damnedest as a town to out-ham them.

Don't fight the ham, PL. Embrace the ham. Get its sloppy, dripping ham-juice all over yourself.

Then you won't just have a victory - you'll have a victory with ham.

I've chosen to live by the ham. I may die by the ham. But if I do, I will die proudly, with an exaggerated expression of horror on my face!

Can't we ham and play the game at the same time ; -;?
The mod agrees with me.

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Are you accusing me that I am Moralising the Nonhunt? :U

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Oh wait that was not an edit, an accident

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Okay looks like there is an anti ebwop feature on the forum.
Don't kill meeeeeeeee

These things are called "digging the hole deeper."

YOu know I don't care what your actual flip was.

You'll always be Ruby Rhod in my heart. That's what matters.

COMIC HAMSEN.

COMIC HAMS MS

Now that's getting into the spirit of things, PL.

Unvote

Now, where should I direct my vote... hmm.

Sruixan is still mysteriously absent. Mirdini has been quiet today. I would like either of them to speak up, but a quick glance over the day's posts has given me a new priority target.

Vote: Woffles!

BECAUSE WOJJAN IS ALWAYS SCUM!

And also, you've barely been present today. I see two posts by you, neither of them sufficiently hammy.

How do you respond, villainous fiend?

I AM NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.
MY BATTLESHIP'S ONLY PURPOSE IS TO EXTERMINATE ALL HAM.
SOON I WILL BECOME ALL HAM.
THEN WITH ONE SWIFT STRIKE, I WILL BANISH HAM FROM THE UNIVERSE FOR EVER.
SADLY I HAVE TO DESTROY MYSELF TOO IN THE PROCESS, BUT IT WILL BE THE BEST FOR THE UNIVERSE.

CAPSLOCK IS NOT HAMMY AT ALL, BUT AAAAIGH.

SRUIX IS HAVING FAMILY ISSUES AND EXAMS UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY.

STOP RANDOMVOTING MIDGAME.

RAAAAAAARGH.

VOTE FOGEL HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER

AAAAAAUGH.

I'M FINE FOLKS DON'T WORRY

I DON'T NEED MY HEART TO LIVE AND AM IN FACT ALMOST ALWAYS TOTALLY HEARTLESS AS IS.

GUYS.
DEADLINE IS TODAY.
WE ARE GOING TO NO LYNCH IF THIS KEEPS UP.

FOGEL YOUR GUY IS NOT GOING TO OWN UP. HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY IF HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS.

SPEAK UP OR I'LL LYNCH YOU EVEN MORE HARDER.

BORED NOW.

Vote Fogel
I'll vote your noisemaker when you out him so out him if you think he's scum.

I have no idea if he's scum or not! He could be anything! For all I know, it could even have been the result of someone else's role entirely! Maybe even yours!

And why are you only bringing this up now, at the deadline? Not to mention that it's rather odd that you imply a choice between me and my noisy visitor. Are you trying to see if I would accuse someone I know nothing about in a desperate attempt to save my own skin?

You're raising my suspicions. VOTE WOF oh wait I already am.

WOFFLES IS ALWAYS SCUM VOTE HER

Vote: DragFog

Welp. It's deadline, nothing's happening, and I'm probably at softlynch depending on if Para counts that vote.

So it's claim time!



Hello, Dr. Frank N. Furter here. Are you still eager for my lynch?

Also I think PYP has already said that he visited you or something.
:U

etc.

SpoilerShow

Music: The Dark One (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game Soundtrack)

DAY IS OVER STAND BY FOR RESULTS AND A LIKELY NO LYNCH

LOST IN THE ETERNAL EMPTINESS: GRANOLAMAN
DragonFogel (2): PL, Woffles,
WOFFLES (1): Dragon Fogel

YEAH IT'S A NO LYNCH SITUATION JESUS CHRIST ALL THE NO LYNCHES ALL OF THEM GET YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS IN FAST AS GREASED LIGHTNING

this is what happens when you kill off the star of the show.

:(

Stars are nothing but great flaming gasbags burning the midnight oil in the cold depths of space!

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Alright enough of this malarky:

wOFFLES has been smooshed.

Seems people with a rather nice hat still can't compete with things large n' made of metal.

Woffles was M. Bison. She could redirect someones night action OR she could direct them to perform the mafia's kill on their behalf.

Woffles was, as always, scum.

oh and The Queen Bitch of The Universe is residing over things today -

That's right, give a warm welcome to SCHAZER.

Schazer has through some odd thing or the other known as my eternal boredom won the game.

She can spew whatever shit she wants about her role. And post n' say whatever she wants I DON'T CARE SEE ME CARING DO YOU? WELL YA DON'T.


THE LIVELIST:
1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. MURDERINI
5. PICK YER POISON
6. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
7. GRANOLAMAN

WITH 7 ALIVE IT TAKES FOUR TO LYNCH, AND SOFTLYNCH AIN'T A THING.

SO ACTUALLY TRY TO KILL SOMEONE THIS TIME OKAY?