MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Okay. I finally finished painstakingly analyzing every single page of this thread, including going back and reading all of infinity's white text, and even cross-referencing some of the other games these roles are based on. I drew up a beautiful chart with complicated scum probability analyses for every other player, even the ones that are dead or don't exist.

Based on this data, I have determined without a doubt that I want a medal.

pics or it didn't happen

Dammit, I didn't expect my tangled web of lies to be so expertly unraveled, and in such short order! Look, here are the facts:
-I didn't actually make a chart
-I probably read all the important parts of the thread
-Andre Filipe Filipe invented modern boxing by using "the punching strategy"
-Santa can't tell the difference between elves and dwarves
-I want a medal

Guys, following this recent turn of events, I went through the thread and came up with most likely mafia candidates by identifying logical fallacies. Unfortunately, I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I came up with a list of 72 people, but 38 of them are actually kinds of hats, 33 of them were misspellings of "LegendaryQ," and the last one was a picture of an adorable kitten.

So are you claiming as a mafioso or what? Do you think that would increase your chances of survival for the night?

THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY POSTS IN THIS THREAD, AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP UP

Too. Many. Dang nabit!

VOTE EVERYONE

Okay, the last official votal has Slorange at 27 but I counted 26 names; we've had two votes since then, bringing us to 28.

Five more votes for a medal! Come on guys, we can do this!

Bonus points if the day ends on post #1000

Guys, following this recent turn of events, I went through the thread and came up with most likely mafia candidates by identifying logical fallacies. Unfortunately, I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I came up with a list of 72 people, but 38 of them are actually kinds of hats, 33 of them were misspellings of "LegendaryQ," and the last one was a picture of an adorable kitten.

So are you claiming as a mafioso or what? Do you think that would increase your chances of survival for the night?

No, I am claiming that there are 33 doppelgangers of me running around the thread who don't know how to type that are also all part of the mafia. Also, because of this stunning revelation, it's LYLO.

Fogel Slorange

Waterbottles The thread

Solaris Jacquerel

Epamy Jacq Mehg.

LegendaryQ Epamy

Me Medal

Q, if there were 33, we'd have lost back when Red died.

Q, if there were 33, we'd have lost back when Red died.

They could be on a ton of different scumteams with mutually exclusive wincons. I don't know how even that would work if they're all LegendaryQ, but we didn't even have 72 people in the first place :P

No shut up it's deffers 27 on Slorange right now (barring shenanigans or people not bolding votes)

AgentBlue (1) - Ed
Drakenforge (1) - Epamynondas
btp (2) - No Lynch, NTA
granolaman (1) - 遊びは終わりだ！
Ixcaliber (1) - Bigro
Jacquerel (2) - btp, Slorange
Mirdini (1) - Ixcaliber
Mooglegirl (1) - Cat
NTA (1) - Seastormjt
Slorange (27) - Cyber95, Whimbrel, Mooglegirl, Boogeyman, gnauga, Pinary, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, beruru, Mr. Arsenic Nog, LegendaryQ, ParadoxGamer, Luneix, TehPilot, Mathgirl277, Agentblue, SoundlyParanoid, Granolaman, Mehgamehn, Chwoka, Mirdini, Jacquerel, GeneX, Drakenforge, ProfessorLizzard, Sruixan, Amosmyn
soundlyParanoid (1) - Airey
tehPilot (1) - soundlyParanoid
Whimbre (1) - Elize
Yewchung (1) - NTA

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Akumu, Anomaly, Anacreon, BestTeaMaker, Crowstone, Dalmationer, deadcrystal, Doodley, Fragowump, Garuru, Leafsw0rd, Malkytop, myw, Palamedes, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Pinary, Purple Walrus, Seawyrm, Seedy, Solaris, Sruixan, Vortor, witterBeetles, whoosh!, Yewchung

Deadline is in 10 hours!!!! Get excited


遊びは終わりだ！(1) - Akumu
Agentblue (2) - Gnauga, No Lynch
Cat (2) - Cat, Coldblooded
Granolaman (1) - NTA
Ixcaliber (3) - Jacquerel, Chwoka, btp
Jacquerel (1) - Mr. Arsenic Nog
Mirdini (1) - Ixcaliber
Mooglegirl (1) - Elize
No Lynch (1) - seastormjt
Purple Walrus (1) - Sruixan
Solaris (18) - Mooglegirl, TehPilot, deadcrystal, Purple Walrus, Whimbrel, Ed, ParadoxGamer, Beruru, Doodley, Slorange, Pinary, Granolaman, GeneX, Luneix, ProfessorLizzard, bigro, Mathgirl, Mehgamehn
TehPilot (1) - Epamynondas
Whimbrel (8) - Anomaly, Agent, myw, soundlyParanoid, Dragon Fogel, Cyber95, Crowstone, LegendaryQ


Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Airey, Amosmyn, Anacreon, BestTeaMaker, Boogeyman, Cat, Dalmationer, Doodley, DPaul, Drakenforge, Fragowump, Garuru, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, Malkytop, Mirdini, Mooglegirl, Palamedes, Paradoxgamer, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Seawyrm, Seedy, Solaris, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Whoosh! Yewchung

I totes bolded my vote but it was also small so I forgive you. Unvote: Whimbrel/Vote: Slorange.

I don't want Whimbrel to think I don't care, though. Because I do. I do care. Have a conciliatory Potato: Whimbrel.

Guys guys wait wait I want to be cool

I want to be cool


but the real question is what does wanting a medal reveal about our collective psyche

are we really okay with lynching a man so full of love and life for some simple trinket?

I say yes

yes we are

Upon playing some TF2, I have found at least 4 of my doppelgangers. They were wearing some of the hats that were also mentioned. You can cross LegenradQy, LgrnredaryQ, LegenadryQ, and LgeQendary, as well as the Gibus, Stovepipe, Backwards Cap, and the Monoculus from the list. 29 doppelgangers and 34 hats, as well as that suspicious adorable cat still remain.

MEDAL I WANT MEDAL

HOW I VOTE FASTER

Oh dear, well that will teach me for changing my vote too many times.

Unless it wasn't seen in which case.
Vote:Slorange

If I'm wrong please don't mod kill me. I'm just a dumb walrus.

erm solaris, I suppose you could vote faster by actually voting?

are we really okay with lynching a man so full of love and life for some simple trinket?

I say yes

yes we are

Well I'm convinced.

Unvote Drakenforge.

Vote SleepingOrange.

MEDAL I WANT MEDAL

HOW I VOTE FASTER

Vote: Slorange. 31/33 if I'm not mistaken. C'mon guys we can do this!

I guess it's just a matter of sooner or later by this point. And only one comes with a medal.

Vote: Slorange

don't hammer yet guys otherwise you won't see my Pocket Potato I've spent the past half hour on

give me five minutes okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuoQ-KiV_1E#t=1m34s

I am only editing this post because my youtube embedding didn't work for some reason and I didn't want to waste space with an empty post.

Don't forget to show your support to the "Let Granola Live Through the Night" campaign by not showing up at my door to viciously murder me!

Seriously though, there's a huge pile of people in the abstaining bin that are just asking to get The Murder™

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the cutting-edge of fashion, the greatest vanguard of style, the boldest and most daring front of pure class imaginable; the Pocket Potato:

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(gosh my mirror is filthy I do apologise)

(also yes that is just a piece of paper I cut out of an old worksheet that I've coloured in to look like a potato)

(turns out we don't have any potatoes in the house at the moment and I didn't realise this when I was out earlier otherwise I totally would have got one)

(and yeah I didn't want to take my scarf off because it's bloody freezing here at the moment so what I've simply made yet another fashion statement)

(and to think I held up the hammer for this, eh?)