REPORTERS SAY "SCANDALOUS"!: "onomous agents -- lifeforms -- created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology. Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens in order to gather tactical information and discover "subversives" who are not bowing to the will of the Liberati's UN-backed Federal Government. Furthermore, when the NWO Invasion takes place in the not-too-distant future, they will round up citizens for internment in concentration camps or carry out the elimination of the more v"-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, in the """"state of the union""""
"every ... news organization is, indeed, lying to you. They are lying to you and, moreover, they believe you are the sort of gullible fool who will swallow their guile. In fact, on issues spanning culture, the economy, politics, sports, and entertainment, there was no publication ... that dared publish a single truth of our world"
Conspiracy theories are a delight, because the people who believe in them are earnest about it (even if them being delusional is self-evident) and that makes the elaborate mythology more interesting than any piece of generic fiction. "There is nothing new under the sun" whines the speculative fiction hack entry level novelist, "The sun devours any form of biological or material novelty to keep us nescient of extra-terrestrial and extra-dimensional life as it is a Theo-technological Dyson sphere effortlessly constructed by a type V alien race as part of their hobby/pranks against lesser developed forms of sentient life and it is powered by an intangible entity of pure psychic energy withdrawn from an astral microcosmos and tethered to tangible reality" yells out the loonie who earnestly believes in that shit.
The bell, book, and candle routine is often associated with exorcism in pop culture, but was actually an excommunication rite.
You will never be important or evil enough to require a baker’s dozen of clergy to declare you anathema in a conspicuous place, even in the unlikely event you require either service.
sea had swallowed all. A lazy curtain of dust was wafting out to sea