The Hell Is This

Use loose piece of floor to tap the ceiling

Micturate on the ceiling.

Wield the loose piece of floor as a weapon, with the key in your off-hand.

Wield the loose piece of floor as a weapon, with the key in your off-hand.

There's no need for any "off-hand" mechanic. You can just put the key in your inventory and use it whenever necessary.
Wielding the piece of the floor as a weapon, on the other hand (heh, hand), might actually be a good idea.

You obtain the ENIGMATIC KEY.
You equip the LOOSE FLOOR TILE.

Take the key from between your legs and... Stab the door? Was there even a keyhole?.... Stab the door anyways.

You guess you might as well see if you can do something about that locked door with this key. You turn around-



But there's only silence.



This is becoming less okay by the minute.

Take the E from between your legs and turn it into an F

This isn't the time for stupid jokes, you're seriously creeped out here!

Knock around the walls again, maybe you'll find another door.

Check the corners of the room for something well-concealed. Poke your key into any appropriately sized hole that presents itself.

Check the corners of the room for something well-concealed. Poke your key into any appropriately sized hole that presents itself.

:)

im sorry carry on

Check the corners of the room for something well-concealed. Poke your key into any appropriately sized hole that presents itself.

You check the room for any other hole but there's nothing of the sort. All solid and hole-less.

Knock around the walls again, maybe you'll find another door.

Since last time this actually brought some interesting results, you try your hand at knocking on the walls once again.



Huh?



Well, this is new.

Wave at your reflection.

Close your eyes, open them, then knock on the wall directly in front of you

break the glass, free the other person

>Ok, let's be honests in this one, this room is totally does some perspective bullshit with theses doors. A.K.A this is obviously not normal, any theories?

scream

Wave at your reflection.

You half-heartedly wave at your reflection. Yep, it's a mirror al...



riiiiiight...?



UMMMMM.









HEY THERE BUDDY
NOT HOW YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE HUH



You don't know if you should be running or screaming right now. Probably both. Definitely not staying still and listening to whatever the fuck this is.

Waddawe have to lose? Lets stay a minute longer and interogate em!

Use your weapon, of course, due shenigans, he's still going to be alive but why not?

We gonna die anyway, break down that door!

Oh, uh. h... hey there, friendo. You, uh. You sure know how to make an entrance, huh?

Just talk things out I'm sure it'll end well!!!

Moon the creature.

Its reaction could provide invaluable insight into its nature and motives.

Enjoy your new tail

> What in Gods holy name are you???

[INTENSE SCREECHING]

Moon the creature.

Its reaction could provide invaluable insight into its nature and motives.

HEHE
NICE

> What in Gods holy name are you???

OKAY FIRST OFF
DONT EVER SAY THAT NAME IN MY FACE AGAIN
THERES NOTHING HOLY ABOUT HIM HES JUST AN ASSHOLE
AND HE DOESNT EVEN EXIST
NOT HERE ANYWAY



SO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM
WELL I AM YOU KINDA
AND YOU ARE ME KINDA



BUT AT THE SAME TIME
I AM ME AND YOU ARE YOU
I DONT KNOW IF IT MAKES SENSE BUT IT DOES TO ME
SO WHATEVER



ALSO IF YOU HAVE OTHER QUESTIONS I DONT REALLY CARE
IM A BUSY GUY YOU SEE
IVE GOT STUFF TO DO
ILL MAKE THIS QUICK



YOURE HERE FOR A REASON BUDDY
FOR THAT
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
NO MATTER HOW YOU BEHAVE



YOURE GONNA PAY
AND NO GOD WHATSOEVER WILL SAVE YOU



HEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHA
HAAHAHAHA



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



The laugh stops abruptly and the enigmatic entity disappears.
The mirror is gone. There's only a dark doorway before you now.

[INTENSE (internal) SCREECHING]

You think the situation can now be safely classified as "not okay."