[sun]: wormquest

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.









Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

















Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

> Don't freak out but you might have accidentally killed like billions of people.

Fucker.

>Try uh... putting it back together? Do you have any tape??

Superglue might come in handy.

>Look for space duct tape

You can't find anything that might help with that!!



You try putting it back together without anything to hold the shattered pieces together to little success. Fuck. Why the fuck.

>Welcome to Fortuna, where everything right goes wrong and you cry every time. Take a deep breath and explore the void of space.

Okay, you gotta sit down and think about this. This game supposedly involved a lot of dying anyway, so what were a few more billions?? Right! Haha. This was just a game, even if you couldn't figure out how to get out of it right now, so nothing really mattered.

Yeah, this is silly. There'll be more opportunities to start this quest or whatever, you just need to find them!

There's only one option left. Do the worm and chant in victory!

You didn't win anything, but you do the worm anyway. It just feels right.





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Spoilerthe generic was a member of that crew that is mcfricking gone he could get introduced. rip in rip.

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Spoiler rip in rest generic dude man, u will be missed

Dont mind the notail who's crashin' on your groovy moves, wiggle yourself outta this solar system, maybe say wussup to another planet without murdering a few more billion people, and their star for shits n' giggles.

>See the ship? Do not crush it, give him a lift to Forty-Fish-tuna!

Help the ship!

Help the ship!

That.

>As sorry, CAREFULLY nudge the ship to the nearest planet. The crew decides to become your disciples and starts a cult which "does the work" for you.

> Get their attention, position yourself in front of their ship, tap the side of your head with your tail (specifically where ears usually are), bring your tail downwards, before gripping an imaginary something (like a headset mic), and bringing it to you mouth. Then mime talking and receiving on a headset for a bit before looking at them and tilting your head questioningly. Hopefully they'll get the question of "can you radio?" ([Charisma Check])

Help the ship!

It's then that you notice that you seem to have an audience.



You spend a moment wondering if this ship came from that planet, and if they might try taking revenge on you, but quickly dismiss it. You're so big that you don't think there's anything they really CAN do honestly.



...You also notice that this is a different ship from the one you saw earlier, and are suddenly uncomfortably aware of the fact that everyone on that ship might be dead.



Oops?



You should...probably try to make up for that huh. You know you decided not to worry about it, but come on, they were right there. It couldn't be too hard.

arrange all the bits and pieces into the word hi

> Get their attention, position yourself in front of their ship, tap the side of your head with your tail (specifically where ears usually are), bring your tail downwards, before gripping an imaginary something (like a headset mic), and bringing it to you mouth. Then mime talking and receiving on a headset for a bit before looking at them and tilting your head questioningly. Hopefully they'll get the question of "can you radio?" ([Charisma Check])

...You're actually not sure if you can pick up radio waves, since even though you're supposedly the robot Apollo v1 now, in actuality you seem to be some snake thing. Can't hurt to try.





















































It worked!!! you wiggle a little in joy...



...wait what do you say to them

> "Sorry for destroying the planet. I tried to boop it but then it went flying and then I tried to catch it and it broke."

"Greetings. It is I; Apollo the First. I am a robot, of course. I did not deliberately destroy that planet. I suppose I held on to it tighter than its structure could handle."

>"yo wussup fam squad" and then dab because that is the proper greeting of how to do's trust me im a proffesional

>Communicate with the powers of interpretive dance!

> "Sorry for destroying the planet. I tried to boop it but then it went flying and then I tried to catch it and it broke."

>"Also my snoot is still itching for a boop so feel free."

> I need a toothpick now! Some pieces of the planet is between my teeth!!!!!

>I DEMAND SACRIFICES

> "Sorry for destroying the planet. I tried to boop it but then it went flying and then I tried to catch it and it broke."

This sentiment. Maybe they'll pity us? Maybe they will allow us to help?

What voice do we have? Do we have a big scary booming voice or our original (teenish?) One?

> "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A SNAKE FACTORY I CANT KEEP RUNNING ON THIS PYTHON"

>Sing the national anthem

>Sing the national anthem

>sound like a kazoo

>ask to join the crew! who wouldn't want a giant planet eating worm on their side? only fools, thats who.

What voice do we have? Do we have a big scary booming voice or our original (teenish?) One?

You actually haven't been able to hear yourself talk! The lack of air in space means you couldn't hear yourself earlier, and even now that you're using the radio, you know what you're saying because you're thinking it but you can't actually hear it.

But if you had to guess, you'd say it probably sounds like something you'd expect from a suit wearing loser.



But enough of that. You clear your voice and begin.

"Greetings. It is I; Apollo the First. I am a robot, of course. I did not deliberately destroy that planet. I suppose I held on to it tighter than its structure could handle."

i'm new here, how do i exist without ruining things

You have to think of something to say to that! You...

> "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN A SNAKE FACTORY I CANT KEEP RUNNING ON THIS PYTHON"

That was stupid!









It's a game, why wouldn't they know?

































































































You can hear some mumbling, but it's muffled and you can make out none of it.





Wooo! You stick your tongue out a little in victory.



[It seems like your influence has grown. You can keep being a space snake or you can pick someone to switch to for a little bit.]

> Be Swift.

Silly snake man. Should have pointed out that you didn't actually eat any of the planet after you accidentally mauled it, and that you're almost certainly a robot because you're communicating via radio when you clearly don't have any tech with you. Cus you are the tech.
But anyway:

> Be goresexual.

>Let's be Swift!