[sun]: wormquest

>Boop.

>attempt to boop, ship goes splat


...or ricochet's with a "ptaang!"

>Boop very carefully, we don't want to hurt them.

BOOP

THE

SNOOT

>Intense booping

> B O O P GENTLY

> Very careful boop.

>Boop.

>Boop very carefully, we don't want to hurt them.

You find yourself overwhelmed with the urge to boop the ship!

> THEY WILL DIE, DO NOT BOOP

>attempt to boop, ship goes splat

...but another, smaller part of your mind reminds you that you are currently very, very big, and this ship is comparatively very, very small. What are you going to do if you end up in a softlock because you killed your welcome crew or something?



You lean back a little bit so there is no longer danger of a collision, even as the lack of a boop makes your heart break.























There it goes...



You have to be honest - this game has been BORING so far. You figured it wouldn't be your thing, even if you got to be a robot, but not only were you not even a robot, you couldn't figure out how to exit the game. This wasn't fun and you're already tired of it.



But you're a gigantic space worm, so you just trail after the ship.



It's then that you're confronted with something of a problem; as a space worm in space with neither a ship nor a suit, and now that you're at some sort of planet probably, you're not really...sure how to get down there. This game is very much so annoying you and you'd really like to get some answers before you...you...

You're stuck and not actually sure what you could do, but the sentiment is there.

>Boop your snoot on the planet. Just like. Run into it.

>Try booping it.

> please do not boop you are too big
> use the power of wormds instead

> See if you can wiggle onto the planet.

> See if you can wiggle onto the planet.

This has a hilarious mental image im sorry

SMASH PLAN E T Y EA H

>You're far to big to land on the planet. Try breaking it open instead.

>Get near the planet, then go ahead and wait for them to fly out.

>Try booping it.

>Boop your snoot on the planet. Just like. Run into it.

After gazing at the planet for a few moments, you think about it, and...aw, why not.



You boop it!!!



Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.



Oh fuck. Oh shit oh shit oh fuck.



You don't know anything about like, physics, or math, but it kinda moved in a way it hadn't already been moving and you're kiiiiiinda freaking out???



Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.



Okay, okay, you got this, you're just gonna grab it and nudge it back where it's supposed to be, it's going to be fine, and -



fuck,



fuck!!!!!!!!!!

>Try uh... putting it back together? Do you have any tape??

Superglue might come in handy.

> Don't freak out but you might have accidentally killed like billions of people.

>Look for space duct tape

>Let's wiggle our snakey ass outta here man, a ship probably saw us mURDER AN ENTIRE PLANET. If we get out fast enough maybe we won't get fucked up.

>Welcome to Fortuna, where everything right goes wrong and you cry every time. Take a deep breath and explore the void of space.

>try to repair the planet using telekinesis,accidentally summon another sun that fries any survivors.

>Apologise loudly then leg... tail... snakewormbody... it?

> Try to search for survivors.

>get an alert saying you killed some random V1 and gained it's powers. You can now use it's powers, but they are kind of pointless.

>cry over the death of this planet, but also how good it tastes

There's only one option left. Do the worm and chant in victory!

> after mourning, doing the worm, and possibly other things, because those are wonderful ideas, go off to find more planets to eat as you are very Hungry.