HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

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its screams reverberate throughout the very ripples of existence. it seems to commune with unknown entities

Give me an egg that will help me tell skeleton related puns (really any pun is fine)

If you put even a hint of undertale on that egg I will personally hunt you down and gut your whole family.

It may appear as though I have stolen a couple babies, but don't worry. They're just holograms of babies from here. Yes, both of them. The sad birb with the strong legs is definitely not the real one next to a cardboard box that has "hologram projector" written on it in purple sharpie. Regardless, I have sent the Agudile to watch over the egg, and the motherly triceratops to comfort the most certainly holographic birb.

Speaking of hologram babies, the projector cores of all my old babies have been drained for some time now. Not that it matters since all my old hologram babies turned into real babies longer ago than that, but I do have all these old hologram projector cores lying around.

Can I get an egg made from the old cores?

Give me an egg that will help me tell skeleton related puns (really any pun is fine)

If you put even a hint of undertale on that egg I will personally hunt you down and gut your whole family.

this egg seems to rattle jovially from time to time. it is situated underneath a book, which might contain a tale or two

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Thanks for the baby! I love the hat.

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the shell hasnt hardened yet, but this snail's already formed natural protection in the form of a rudimentary robotic skeleton. on its back is a radio controlled by turning its left "eye".

holy crab apples i love it thank you

could i also have the er

the thingy, for the signature, unicode thing

holy crab apples i love it thank you

could i also have the er

the thingy, for the signature, unicode thing

sure

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That's not a joke book on its head.
That skeleton is under a tale.

I weep tears of joy and sadness.

Got some eggs, get 'em while they are hot, unless you didn't order them.


Oh man this egg roll egg sure looks tasty.

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I feel as though this amalgimation of projector cores would be screaming if it had vocal cords.

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I feel as though this amalgimation of projector cores would be screaming if it had vocal cords.

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Perfect! This totally won't proceed to bite me in the ass for this whole "holograms of other people's babies" thing that I keep doing.

Could i have Schrödinger's egg ?

Can I have not schrodinger's egg?

Can i have maybe Schrodinger's egg?

Can it be all of the above at the same time?

Can it be all of the above at the same time?

In a manner of speaking, yes, but only until someone draws the egg

for skalitrash, schrödinger's egg

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for robust laser, not schrodinger's egg

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for cmdrcade, maybe schrodinger's egg

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awkwardcarapace gets holograms of all three eggs

I'd like a sweet, totally radical egg with a scorpion tail taped onto it

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its screams reverberate throughout the very ripples of existence. it seems to commune with unknown entities

looks like i didn't sprinkle enough satanic hot sauce™ on it

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by retracting into its shell, this snail can reach moderate amounts of speed with its motor-powered wheels.

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although this skeleton knows a few jokes already, it continues doing research to really flesh out its act by the time it evolves again.

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can I get an egg that will grow up to be a professional hunter

But can I get an egg that will grow up into a hearty, healthy Eris V.1?

What about an egg that is a Good Friend?

i want a egg that evolves 20 times