Marriage is Terrible

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Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible
Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible Marriage is Terrible
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if you hate marriage so much, why don't you marry it

if you hate marriage so much, why don't you marry it

haha homestuck joke haha

if you hate marriage so much why don't you divorce it

my wife

my wife

if you hate marriage so much why don't you divorce it

I would give you a cookie if this were your first post. Because I think this is still a hilarious joke. But alas this is your second post, so no cookie.

Cows go moo.

if you love my posts so much why don't you give me a cookie

I did not know that Chwoka was a mouse.
But I suppose it comes as no great surprise.

I always thought he was more of a shepherd's dog if anything.

Ya see it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!

"Finally someone gets it!"

Hot Marraige Facts:

Marriage, especially that between a man and a woman, may produce children, sometimes more than one. It is less likely for children to be produce in a marriage between two people of the same sex.

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if you love my posts so much why don't you give me a cookie

For choosing to refuse to give you a cookie. I. CAN GO. TO HELL.

i think someone should make a stand up career based on their marriage experiences, or on experiential gleanings from the institution of marriage in general

Here's a joke about marriage about a dude who used to slam marriage. Here goes:

"I hope Louis C.K. Goes through a bitter divorce"

You may laugh now

if you hate my posts so much why don't you marry them

For accusing me of hating your posts. YOU CAN GO. TO HELL.

I will sue for slander and I'm increasing your alimony bills.

Marriage is Terrible

Verifiably false.

But I hope everything evens out dude. I have students who parents are going through divorces and it is really rough on them. Honestly, most of the time, the only thing I can do is listen.

if you don't hate my posts so much why don't you divorce me

Marriage is Terrible

Verifiably false.

But I hope everything evens out dude. I have students who parents are going through divorces and it is really rough on them. Honestly, most of the time, the only thing I can do is listen.

Even if I did make this thread as a goof, I thank you for being understanding. It's a really harsh thing to go through for a lot of people and I seem to be dodging a bullet a good chunk of the time, when it comes to the subject of divorce.

I'm keeping the thread title because it's funny but this is now "the Alice Cooper appreciation Hawkspace thread" instead. Post music videos of songs by him or anything related or how much your dad or mom or uncle or aunt or great-grandpa used to listen to him in their youth or whatever.

I think School's Out was my first exposure to him (thanks to that stupid, dumb, fucking dumb gimmick of a video game Guitar Zero Free)

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Listen to Devil's Food first and then to the Black Widow. Great songs. Oh no Black Widow the spider is derived from bad marriage. FUCK that was not intentional. I have come full circle, folks!