Stephen Universe Spoilers Thread

Originally posted by a deleted user

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Don't read this thread unless you're completely up to date. discuss all the latest Stephen Universe events and twists.

s3e4: lapis lazuli responds to a mysterious comment on youtube only to be sucked in cyberspace. steven and the gang must save her from the clutches of "hackernator", but are eventually foiled by holmium-magnesium-zinc dodecahedride's lack of ability.

s3e7: steven and friends meet a new gem: alkaline borosilicate. the rest the episode is just continuous ad breaks

s3e42: steven gets a gig as a circus clown, but he's really bad at it and everyone throws peanuts and popcorn at him. this triggers a really emotional song and steve n powers up to his new circus elephant form as a result.

s3e43: steven 'n' co go to ancient times in a mysterious martian time machine. turns out gems were around then too. peridot fuses with robin hood, becoming Peribow

i just used that number, you must be thinking of a different episode

I liked when the green one was mad

*leaked* s4 e1: Steven falls down the stairs and gets poofed, then reforms into rose quartz. Lion goes waterskiing.

sπe11: Steven eats a chocolate cake! Everyone dies and fights their way through hell! These two events are related somehow!

sπe11: Steven eats a chocolate cake! Everyone dies and fights their way through hell! These two events are related somehow!

cardiac arrest from cake overdose

s1e1: Stephen dies for real and doesn't come back ever hes dead for real.
s1e2: Stephen is back and better than ever!

s6e20: Steven peacefully ends the war with Homeworld by stuffing their entire armada into Lion's mane. Also we finally find out that Lion is actually Amethyst's long lost twin sister, Pamethyst.

s4e26: it is revealed that peedee is pink diamond. fanbase begins to question why no one ever noticed the astounding similarities.

s0e666: Garnet gets stuck inside the television. Again.

s4e32: Nobody cries in this one.

s4e34: The entire episode is an extreme close up of Jasper's face. Presumably other stuff is happening but nobody can tell.

s7eD: Doggo

s3e83: steven and pearl beat each other to death with baseball bats. steven wins, but must spend the rest of his life evading the police for his crimes.

s6e12: Buckets

s3e100: ronaldo vs ronald mc donald

s3e82: garnet gets a job as a fry chef to buy food for her pet bug. long story short, it escapes and she ends up with no job and 2790 euro and one kroner in debt.

s3e95: steven and friends have fun setting up a uranium manufacturing facility and powerplant. "good clean energy", and "good ,clean fun"! but watch out, it's some evil environmentalists out to shut it down! oh no! this makes steven very sad !!!

vote for prop 3e95 and support your'e local neuclear power plant !!!

s3e96: steven buys a mysterious shovel from an old man in an ancient city. after a long series of adventures and exciting escapades they finally discover that it's just a normal, slightly rusty shovel. also sapphire dies.

s3e26: sapphire and ruby have mental breakdowns when they realize that they are in fact the same gem.

s5e68: The rest of the cast goes on strike and Shelby Rabara has to do the voice acting for every single role. No one at Cartoon Network ever comments on this incident and the episode is only ever aired once.