Post making contest 2.0

xg

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if this passes rule 4 how did you ever expect us to figure this out

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Okay, I don't know what rule 5 is, but I'm pretty sure I can pass it in conjunction with rule 3, which is all that matters for the moment, right?

Now I know a pushy lubricate ad.

con i hugs i funky bop

There was a young man who said fremp, it seems that I fremb that I fremb, but what I would like to see is the I that fremps me when I fremp that I fremp that I fremp

now i know i chops buff

cow i know i knows

Now I know I offer something of ambled

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I suppose this post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

xg

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if this passes rule 4 how did you ever expect us to figure this out

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. I am on record as saying I regret rule 4. I am also on record as saying that my original plan involved a different rule, but I had to swap it out for this one.

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Okay, I don't know what rule 5 is, but I'm pretty sure I can pass it in conjunction with rule 3, which is all that matters for the moment, right?

Now I know a pushy lubricate ad.

This post breaks rules 1 and 2, whilst confusing me somewhat.

con i hugs i funky bop

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

There was a young man who said fremp, it seems that I fremb that I fremb, but what I would like to see is the I that fremps me when I fremp that I fremp that I fremp

This post made me make a noise that I can only really describe as a disappointed hiss, and breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

now i know i chops buff

This post breaks rules 1 and 5.

cow i know i knows

This post breaks rules 1 and 5. Is this progress?

Now I know I offer something of ambled

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5. Was that your intent?

you know, i think i finally get rule 5

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5. Was that your intent?

Yep. Now it's time to work out what rules 1, 2, and 4 are.

Now I know I leave for real.

this has gone on for 29 pages. Lets make it 30

jd and then some other stuff

once again foiled by my basic inability to count. no i'm not back in you should just disregard everything i said about understanding rule 5

killer

jd and then some other thing

jd qqqqqqqq

Now I know if you of in so no how why fun known beyond

Ivy I buoy I snows shuck pouf noon

you know, i think i finally get rule 5

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5. Was that your intent?

Yep. Now it's time to work out what rules 1, 2, and 4 are.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, but is a tad encouraging, I guess.

Now I know I leave for real.

This post breaks rules 2 and 5. Honestly, I would not blame you if you gave up at this point. Heck, even I'm thinking about giving up, and I don't even have to figure out the rules!

this has gone on for 29 pages. Lets make it 30

This post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5. It also cannot possibly be true, can it? Please, say it isn't so...

jd and then some other stuff

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

once again foiled by my basic inability to count. no i'm not back in you should just disregard everything i said about understanding rule 5

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

killer

This post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5. I still don't entirely like the fact "killer" passes rule 1. I mean, I can understand why it does, and it makes sense that it does, but I feel like it really shouldn't.

jd and then some other thing

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

jd qqqqqqqq

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Now I know if you of in so no how why fun known beyond

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5 - as it is not the empty post, that's a pretty big deal.

Ivy I buoy I snows shuck pouf noon

This post breaks rules 1 and 4.

lubricate

pizza

jesus

chump

kinky