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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 03:39 PM
I am full of confusion and sadness now.
Also RAGE. BUT ALSO CALM I GUESS
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 05:36 PM
Eat mondo bearger, drink beer
So maybe now would be a good time to tell us more about yourself, bob, now that we're not truckin towards the end of the day
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 07:07 PM
DRINK BEER
MAKEOUT BTP
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POINT FRANTICALLY AT THROAT WHILE JUMPING AROUND AND WAVING ARMS
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 07:09 PM
I'm not even sure anymore!
I thought I was snakes, a friend to snakes, but maybe my snakes steered me wrong...
Like snakes told me that if I get 4 votes then I get body armor. (snake armor). Then if I get 5 votes then I get to murder a non-Chester. And then they whispered with their little tounges that if nobody votes for me I'll die.
So they told me that Coldblooded was a fraud. And that mr. Guy was swell!
But when I visited mr. Guy he was all distant like when I told him. And then Coldblooded came in and visited him and was like "hey dude what's up?" I was all nervous but mr. Guy said it was okay and then told Coldblooded something and he left.
So I guess that's okay, but what if snakes were right? Then Coldblooded is a non Chester who buries people.
But then why was Mr. guy supposed to be all great? If he's talking to Coldblooded who is supposed to be bad. What are you trying to tell me snakes?
I just dont know anymore.
Also they said something about you and soap opera's SO.
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 07:32 PM
MR GUY! What are you doing!? Cant you see I'm emotionally vulnerable right now! No means NO!
Oh gosh why do I keep falling into the same pattern over and over again!
Wait...when the snakes came back talking about you...they brought a tape with them playing some kind of confession about being a non-Chester!
Was that you Mr. Guy? Were you trying to tell me something?
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 07:50 PM
EAT HOT DOG
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 09:55 PM
>Eat hot dog
>Drink soda, save can
Vote: BTP for listening to snakes in the grass.
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-23-2012, 11:14 PM
POINT FRANTICALLY AT COLDBLOODED, THEN AT OWN THROAT AGAIN
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 01:28 AM
Drink a Beer, Eat a Hotdog, and VOTE GOLF CAR SCHAZER
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06-24-2012, 02:17 AM
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 02:40 AM
Oh hey did everybody get their Chinese food?
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 03:37 AM
Oh god
I have like
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 04:19 AM
This is bullshit I ain't gonna take shit from no snakes.
Lynch BTP for allying himself with the snakes.
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 04:38 AM
Hey coldblooded I still like those snakes! Those snakes have been my best friends for YEARS.
Vote: Coldblooded
for hating snakes.
Maybe you'd like to say why those snakes thought you were a FRAUD huh?
Anybody who can't respect a good snake isn't worth calling themselves a chester In My Absolute Opinion.
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06-24-2012, 06:51 AM
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06-24-2012, 07:21 AM
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 08:05 AM
Wait a minute... I'm beginning to think some of you aren't chesters!
Are any of you chesters? I'm a chester, are you?
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 08:55 AM
I am most certainly a Chester!
And we clearly need to lynch BTP for siding with the snakes, and to set an example for any other thieves lurking in our midst.
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 09:12 AM
(06-24-2012, 04:38 AM)btp Wrote: »Maybe you'd like to say why those snakes thought you were a FRAUD huh?
Anybody who can't respect a good snake isn't worth calling themselves a chester In My Absolute Opinion.
No! I am a Chester! I am! Snakes are notorious liars!
Even just one snake is enough to trick someone into eating the Pandora's box fruit and curse humanity forever. And if you have even more snakes they all get together and form a hydra or hang out on people's heads and turn everyone to stone. Please don't trust snakes, it's never ever a good idea.
Also yes, I may have visited MrGuy last night, but I was only trying to protect him! Mainly from you. Lie down with the snake-lover, wake up with snakes, you know how it is.
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 04:42 PM
Snakes are beautiful creatures with a rich history native to this park!
They've lived here far longer than we and only recently have come to grow with us! They have very complicated romantic relationships and political structures (at least in my headconnon).
I've certainly have known these snakes longer than I've known any of you! Everything was simple with them until you all came and mucked it up!
Coldblooded you clearly don't understand snakes and what you're saying about them is racist. I would think you should attend some cultural awareness courses if I wasn't halfway convinced that you didn't plan to kill us!
Also maybe Mr.Guy too but I dunno how I feel about him yet since we may or may not be making out right now. Also apparently you've muted him?
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 05:44 PM
A snake bit me once
It hurt
Also I saw some snakes doing unspeakable things to Mirdini
The two events weren't really related
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All seems a bit irrelevant really though considering the slowly thinning walls of this terrible, imagined reality and the sudden inexorable doom that will drip down through the cracks upon us all, Chesters and UnChesters alike
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 06:06 PM
Okay that snake only bit you because it wanted to share it's love of knowledge with you. You should have listened harder.
Also uhm...maybe...I actually...caused...those snakes...to...violate Mirdini's corpse...
Actually whoever stole that vial of strange smelling liquid from me should spray it on someone pretty hard if they want to see something cool. It might cost them some AP though...
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 09:10 PM
POINT AND GLARE AT COLDBLOODED
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 09:16 PM
What is the nature of your impediment, Chester Guy?
Do one pelvic thrust for lost voice or throat malaise, two for misplaced cleaning equipment and sixteen for other
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm
06-24-2012, 09:20 PM
ctp shivvers as Mr.Guy pelvic thrusts while trying to shove his tongue down his throat.
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