Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

If the pantsing didn't work, what hope does lynching have?

SNAKES ARE ROPES!! THEY HAVE NO NECKS!

THEN WE LYNCH THEM WITH

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>Snake pants

By which I mean make pants out of snake

Or perhaps make pants for the snake

Can we use the snakes to lynch?

So getting pretty late. Better turn in.

And another perfect opportunity to rid us of a non-Chester gone completely to waste.

So mr. Guy, what kind of jammies do you wear?

> converse mr. Guy

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SpoilerYaaaay thank you

Replaceeee

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Spoilerctp stirs restlessly in his sleep as he worries if someone remembered to set the alarm

Okay, does anybody remember what was going on?

I remember something about a snake.

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SpoilerI was sure I had posted in my personal QT when you asked, but I just looked again and apparently not! S'not a big deal, I was sort of losing interest anyways.

Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?

CTP

EATS > HOTDOG
DOWNS > BEER

Okay pretty sure we were all going to lynch jaq buy thats not important now.


What is important is WHO STOLE MY SHIT?

I had a VERY IMPORTANT bottle of a CLASSIFIED SUBSTANCE and it is CRITICAL that I recover it or some BAD stuff might happen to some IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTERS.

WAS IT YOU IX? Mr. Gonna look for a suicide potion?

VOTE: IXCALIBUR

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Also: CONVERSE Mr. GUY

We still have DELICIOUS STEAKS, right? If so, I eat some STEAK and drink some LIFE-GIVING BOOZE.

Anyway, the snakes were a sham. I was visited in the night by a bear in a gray hoodie, who pointed at me. I think that's a sign.

who are all of you people
where
i feel power
power lost
i had power where is my power
Vote: Jacquerel

YOU
I KNOW YOU
YOU GIVE ME MY POWER
POWER MINE
MINE

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FRIEND
LOVER
DEAD
HATE
CONVERSE WITH JACQUEREL ABOUT ALL OF MY WOES AND ANGER

Is your power in this weird smelling glass bottle I found, Solaris

> Eat Hot Dog
> Drink Soda

Seems like the food and liquid supplies are starting to run low, I hope we don't end up having to eat eachother ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

EAT JACQUEREL

So Bob, this time you're the delay-serial-killer? I should have known a role like that could only come from your own twisted mind.

LYNCH CTP for trying to poison Ixcalibur, town's adorable bearded mascot.

Uh pretty sure I just said my vial was STOLEN. Can't poison someone without POISON dummy.

Unless like, you have poison? I would totes poison IX if you got the hook up.


Also: Mr Guy you gonna talk to me or what? Stop being such a tease!

>EAT Soup
>DRINK Soda, keep can

If memory serves, I have a can from yesterday. Will spending my last 2 AP on getting water allow me to fill both?

Ooh! Ooh! Jacq! I know what can fix your broom problem. Just like, spray that smelly stuff on it!

Jacquerel motions at the meat-pulp covered broom in his mouth and shrugs, rolling his eyes.
He waves one hand at the sky and then clasps his hands together in prayer.

When he gets tired of kneeling in the dirt, he waves a weird looking vial of fluids in Solaris's direction and mimes drinking it, then winks.

While waiting for a response he fumbles around with his little hand computer and tries sticking the pointy end into the broom.

Uh pretty sure I just said my vial was STOLEN. Can't poison someone without POISON dummy.

And what better way to poison someone then to trick them into stealing the poison themselves? It all just sounds a bit too coincidental to me, like you're trying to set up an alibi for when Ix accidentally poisons himself later.

CONVERSE WITH AUNTIE SCHAZER
YOU ARE NEWISH MAYBE
TEKK NE WGERE Y OWIR US

> Drink Beer
> Eat Hot Dog
> Use Jacquerel-Broom to clean up the mess he made.

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