type like me

My thing is obviously outdo impaired right now what I'm doing outta terror out the Swype FICTION on myphone workout pOsTed

HA aha it's logging area asks. THIS IS hilariously BenefiCial

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ooh ooh ooh I wanna type like you you yhou I wanna walk youe you toalk youe your oh oh oh you see its true, I wanna type like youu you you because I am fucking baloo wwait now I'm the mokey

Now I am typing with my eyes closed on a computer that I can touch type on. 100% accuracy, baby. So much better than on my phone.
I am actually a really good typist, it's just much more fun to deliberately make mistakes.
My eyes are still closed.

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Might as well give this a ttry but remember guys you're supposed to type with your eyes closed and also as fast as you possibly humanly can which amkes it a bit harder than just typing with your eyes closed I mean if |I was tryping at a reasonable speed then I could jd type really easily with my eyes closed as well but yeah some of these tyipng proficienices seem just a bit too practiced to be really coming from SPEEDRUN EYES CLOSED typing

well i mean if i want to type as fast as pi possibl,y ca like i'm something i don't know in typing of the dead i tried being fairly careful because there's this one boss where he has a super strict time limit on his setnecnes but also you can't make any mistakes so i ckind of got mildly obsessed with being fast and precise simultaneously with that just so i could be better at the game but this was only marginally succeessful.

BUT CAN YOU GO FASTER THAN THAT JUST TRY TO GO FTHE ABSOLUTE FAASTEST YOU CAN GO THIS IS MIS NEME THRYING THAT BAND WHOW THIS IS A TOTAL SHITSHOW DAEAR OLORD

I SHOULD BPROBABLY SUSE CAPSLOCK INSTEAD OF HOLDING DONW THE SHIFT KEY BUT RIP

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ia m going to pusbkish the abdso ve sstory, waor dor word., just you watch me

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Hello my friends its is me, Loather. How are you doing today? I am doing great hahaha trying to think of things to say it's great wait no i dont know actually what to say hmmmmmMMMM

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necro this thread yo

if you don't remebre you have to type real fast. tno editing

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