Loather Dating Sim

i am in my room nested atop a pile of dirty clothes, staring at my laptop. you enter. my hair is tangled like an orgy of earthworms. dark circles rest beneath my blue eyes like drapes hanging from a sapphire. a tiny moth flutters out from beneath my oversized green shirt. i gulp out of a gallon jug of water and look up at you. "hello", says i

>who else can we meet

this is a loather dating sim, if you want to sim date someone else you need to check out a different thread; i recommend jimmy buffest, personally

"Which way to the bathroom?"

>invite jimmy buffest over to further my relationship with loather

> "Yo, your house/apartment/whatever door is unlocked I just wanted to warn you about that"

"Which way to the bathroom?"

"it's the third room down from this one". i look back at my laptop and type something, but you can't see what

>invite jimmy buffest over to further my relationship with loather

jimmy buffest declines your offer

> "Yo, your house/apartment/whatever door is unlocked I just wanted to warn you about that"

i thank you by offering a sip out of my gallon jug of water

>Walk over to Loather, spit in her face and leave. Mutter something derogatory about dogs in alligator costumes as you walk out.

>fuck jimmy buffest, they're their the worst
>escape out bathroom window

"it's the third room down from this one". i look back at my laptop and type something, but you can't see what

"Cool thanks, I don't actually have to go now but it's always good to have these things planned out in advance." I go downstairs and start rummaging through Loather's fridge.

>Walk over to Loather, spit in her face and leave. Mutter something derogatory about dogs in alligator costumes as you walk out.

i crawl into the pile of dirty clothes and hiss at you

>fuck jimmy buffest, they're their the worst
>escape out bathroom window

on the way to the bathroom window, your foot gets stuck in the toilet. three hours pass. jimmy buffest calls you over the phone to ask if everythings alright. you tell him to get fucked and he hangs up

> Lie. "No thank you I'm on a diet." then leave. / > escape out bathroom window

"Cool thanks, I don't actually have to go now but it's always good to have these things planned out in advance." I go downstairs and start rummaging through Loather's fridge.

you open the fridge door and are shocked to find another door

>Apologize to Jimmy, they didn't deserve it
>Get a prayer in before inevitable death

> Lie. "No thank you I'm on a diet." then leave. / > escape out bathroom window

on the way to the bathroom window, your foot gets stuck in the toilet. reyweld is there too

>I thought we were all the same person
>merge with all others who submitted commands

>Apologize to Jimmy, they didn't deserve it
>Get a prayer in before inevitable death

you try to call jimmy back to apologize, but he just won't answer. you begin to pray, but are interrupted by gimeurcookie stepping into the toilet with you

>MERDGE! MERDGE INTO A LARGER, MORE POWERFUL WOMAN (a giant woman)!

>I thought we were all the same person
>merge with all others who submitted commands

>MERDGE! MERDGE INTO A LARGER, MORE POWERFUL WOMAN (a giant woman)!

the only thing that's merging here is your foot with that toilet. but it's not actually merging. it's just stuck

>get unstuck and solicit Gimeurcookie, convincing them to fuse with me.

>get unstuck and solicit Gimeurcookie, convincing them to fuse with me.

you effortlessly get unstuck from the toilet and make gimeurcookie an offer they can refuse

>ask loather if she wants to date

>Loather: attack intruders, especially the one that spat

>ask loather if she wants to date

your very on-the-nose question is muffled by the dirty clothes i am hiding beneath

>Loather: attack intruders, especially the one that spat

this isn't the Loather Fighting Game