Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

HOLYSHIT ITSA DAY THREE

TODAY BRIAN AND CAT ARE DEAD

THEY DIED ~TOGETHER~ IN A... WELL NOT A LOVING EMBRACE MORE LIKE BRIANS HANDS ARE AROUND CAT'S NECK.

HIS BONEY, YET ELEGANT, HANDS.

BRIAN WAS THE CRYPT KEEPER. Interested more in a good scare, and needing people /to/ scare, he was aligned with the town to stop this murder malarky.

Cat was the announcer guy from every movie trailer ever. Being a disembodied voice she had no means to do anything and was thusly passed over by the mafia in their bid to recruit people to kill other people. She was thusly, by default, town.

THE GODDAMN LIVELIST

1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. MURDERINI
6. PICK YER POISON
7. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
8. GRANOLAMAN

THE GODDAMN DEADLINE: SATURDAY THE 28TH AT 10:00 PM CST. WITH X WHERE X IS THE NUMBER OF LIVING PLAYERS, IT TAKES HALF PLUS ONE TO LYNCH.

IF THESE NUMBERS ARE TRUTHFUL IT TAKES 5 TO LYNCH, AND SOFTLYNCH IS AT 3.

So somebody was making a lot of noise outside my place last night. And I know who it was.

I'm wondering if they'd care to explain why.

BITCH SPAKE MY NAME ALREADY

OR JUST LEMME PLAY REGULAR PEOPLE'S MAFIA

Are you talking to Para, or me?

And, uh, Vote: Schazer because I forget if we did that yesterday and we can see what Para does about it?

(Besides not give votals.)

Votal?

Why would I do that now?

Oh nooo we lost Don LaFontaine again? Sadness. :C

Anyways, guess I will try to reread then.

Biiiiiiiiiiitch you told me I was the "Crypt Keeper, Town Macabre Storyteller," hence the stories.

anyway guys, good luck and have fun! sorry if i was a debbie downer at times.

Man, your night problems are probably lame and benign compared to mine Fogel. Somebody offered me ~anything I could ask for~ and I turned them down! What the hell! Why would I do that? I could've totally gotten myself a dinosaur or something! Or eye lasers! Or more exclamation points!

Or a lousy effing wincon

You could've gotten yourself one of those

What is your wincon anyways? I'd throw you a vote if you think it'd help

I invite people to come at me with all they got.

Do you remember when I was Sruixan's Sadistic Streak?

Well, Husbando Para got jealous and decided I had to be his one. Or he'd make me lose.

Jerk.

I don't remember that. Can you explain a bit more for those not in the MAFIA KNOW

That was in the game where I came back to life and then killed you, Wojj.

The existence of such a clusterfuckery role amidst the other things we've got is rather interesting and feels a bit out-of-place.
I mean, Mafia Hitman, Tracker, two Vanilla Towns.
We have a Vig or a Serial killer
or...
we have

SO WHAT IF

You were behind those deaths.

Could it be that there is some odd Serial Killer Variant at work?
W H A T
C O U L D
I T

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So somebody was making a lot of noise outside my place last night. And I know who it was.

I'm wondering if they'd care to explain why.

My mind boggles.

I can't find any content in these posts.
It is pretty much randavotes all the way, and a tiny brian pileup.
Perhaps that would have something worthy to analyze.

I wanted to call out some people for "doing nothing just pressuring the lurkers" but that applies to almost everyone. : |

The way I see it, cat was the mafia's kill. Brian could've easily been mislynched today were he still around. So the rogue killer has tagged Wheat and Brian so far. Given that Wheat was mafia and Brian was scummy, odds are that the extra killer is vigilante. I would probably discourage trying to publicly identify them at least for another day or two.

In the meanwhile, Vote: Schazer THE INFINITE VOID

Oh nooo we lost Don LaFontaine again? Sadness. :C

:c
nya~

Fogel do you know what that person did?

In any ways, I shall accuse thee of trying to out a role.
And PYP is encouraging that outing.

Vote: Fogel

Today, on

UNSOLVED HAMFIA MYSTERIES

Who was the mysterious person who visited Fogel and made a lot of noise? Fogel knows, but he's not telling. What is he hiding? Does he just want to see how his visitor reacted?
What did the noise-making do? It's a mystery!
Was the noise-making actually caused by the player Fogel saw? What if somebody else's power was responsible, and the noisy person doesn't even realize how much noise they made?
Who are the Mafia? Who knows!
Will Para even remember this game exists?

And perhaps the most shocking mystery of all...
Why isn't ProfessorLizzard hamming it up?

Vote: ProfessorLizzard

In this game, there's no such thing as an inappropriate time for ham. Your accusations aren't nearly wild enough, Professor![/size]

Okay.
You voted me for not fluffing. Um. And that is much of an omgus.

I remember this game exists.

Also I think PYP has already said that he visited you or something.
:U

I voted you for neglecting the whole purpose of this game!

We have plenty of Mafia games for regular old scumhunting already. This one should be unique! Different! Exciting! Full of ham!

Maybe the Mafia will win by being too ham-tacular to die. Maybe the town will win. Maybe a serial killer will kill us all in our sleep!

But whichever of these outcomes happens, I want to know that we made some real ham in the process. Ham we can be proud of!

Are we mere men? Or are we hams?

Also, it was not PYP who visited me.