Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

I hate having anything to do with cooking Mexican food of any kind no matter how simple. It's always a freaking headache for me, always something bad is happening.

Ice cream is good

Bellpeppers are nasty n gross and smel bad n i dont like them at all

I don't think anyone legitimately likes or trusts bell peppers. They're evil and Spike from Cowboy Bebop hates them.

Controversial: I like bell peppers, but mainly the ripe ones (green peppers have their place in pasta and omelets, but not fresh + in my mouth)

Red bell peppers are sweet and tasty!

And Mexican food is great too.

I can sense a bellpepper within a 300 km radius, and when i do i crumple up into a defective origami of horror and disgust, before disappearing entirely into the void

that's me, with parsley/coriander

My greatest weakness is pickles. Their funky flow is too much for me

You're not funky enough for the ghost of James Brown.

I had a coworker who would take all the unwanted bacon fat we had in our kitchen and made bacon scented soap out of it. I don't think it'd be pleasant to smell like bacon all day

That's certainly a good use for it, if weird. Bacon does smell nice in a kitchen environment but it would attract unwarranted attention and solicit disgust in any other setting I think.

Emotional death, mental death, death that is not of the body but of the soul. All these things dictate a personality overhaul and with them comes change.

Oh, food.

how about the fajita-related heat death of the universe? taco bell has perpetrated countless crimes of cosmic scale against your local dimension and the citizens of earth have done nothing to counteract the radiation emitting from each and every black-hole-producing bite!

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Wtf ICGC? I'm being all somber and saying that the clown-nose days of this thread are over and you are posting this 2001 monkey cheese bs in here? I don't know if you are being polite but you sure as hell are being irreverent. And we only serve polite but irreverent patrons here.

And frankly yer being a yuge weirdo

I got fed up with being a weird internet clown after all the pain and misery of 2017 and thinking on it for too long. So if I feel the need to be stupid, weird and/or mean I am putting it into a spoiler. Also I never liked Homestuck or the trolls a whole lot and had to be persuaded into liking parts of it because I'm stubborn and hostile as all hell, so I'm glad Eagle Time and Hawkspace no longer give two hoots about it.

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I'm still not satisfied with anything in the longterm even though I met a lot of good friends through Mspint church of the latter 7th day adventurds. Internet forums are dying, platforms like discord want to eat your soul and sell your info to creeps, social media is culpable for the decay of the internet, maybe it's time to seek more hobbies in the real world like the normal boring people insist?

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I thought you were being absurdist by posting philosophy in an indulgent food thread. my mistake