Sheep! Round 4: THE SHEARING

Kickin' ass!

Fuuuuuu

Yeah I knew this was going to end poorly.

4. How much does a small dog weigh?

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5 lbs: 3
Granolaman, SeaWyrm, btp,

10 lbs: 3
Garuru, myw, Schazer

15 lbs: Whimbrel

18 lbs: ICan'tGiveCredit

Not Very Much: Coldblooded

A Loaf of Bread: AgentBlue

About half double its mass relative to gravity: Bigro

Less than 22 lbs: Palamedes

23.8 lbs: Watts

20 lbs: ParadoxGamer

13 lbs: Entilliumn

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3
myw: 3+1+1+3
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1
Watts: 2+1+1+1
btp: 2+4+3+3
Garuru: 1+1+3+3
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1

GRAFH HOW IS PARIS/=/FRANCE?

He said he was going to be way more strict, remember? After all, I also didn't get tons of points for saying < 22 pounds.

MyI guess.
EDIT... I'm going to be the wolf. I known it.

There is more to France than Paris, you know. I wouldn't give you AMERICA if someone said HAWAII or anything.

5. What flavor of Potato Chips is best?

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ORIGINAL POTATO CHIPS DO NOT EAT(Original, Plain, and Regular): 5
Granolaman, Coldblooded, Palamedes, btp, ParadoxGamer

Barbecue: 3
Garuru, Seawyrm, Entilliumn

Sour Cream and Onion: 2
AgentBlue, Watts

Chicken: 2
Bigro, Schazer

Salt and Vinegar: Whimbrel

Pringles: ICan'tGiveCredit

Cool Ranch: myw

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5
myw: 3+1+1+3+1
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2
btp: 2+4+3+3+5
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3

I don't know, there are like five of us at (or one point away from) rock bottom and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to suddenly be a sheep master.

EDIT: AHAHAHA NEVERMIND LOSER WOLVES AHAHAHA

Also chicken managing to get two points is just hilarious.

Why does no one love pringles

why

what did the mustached guy on the cover ever do??!

you people are weeeeeeeird. Paris? Really?

(ive been there and its not as good as advertised. i mean its okay but i wont be taking my lover there for my honeymoon)

(well done agen)

Hahaha what the fuck Granola is kicking all the ass right now

I know right? Paris is nice, but not like, the nicest.

EDIT (Damn you guys): Granola is clearly cheating that's why.

Pringles is a brand, is the main reason I would think

6. You died and are a ghost. What you haunting?

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The Killer: 4
Seawyrm, Watts, ParadoxGamer, Schazer

House: 2
Garuru, Palamedes

Ex-lover: Whimbrel

The Forums: Granolaman

Barack Obama: ICan'tGiveCredit

Yer Mom: Coldblooded

A School: AgentBlue

The Opera: Bigro

You (Me???): myw

People: btp

First Person I see: Entilliumn

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1

BWAHAHAHA

e: dammit missed one

I will concede points to Granola for his patriotism.

However they are ghost points and thus not tangible.

I think ParadoxGamer was already ahead of him, but one time leader Granolaman gets smoked by him on this question

Also ICan'tGiveCredit finally ends a streak of 1s in a big way

What high-level drama here on the Sports question

7. What sport do you feel you'd be most capable of competing in?

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Association Football: 6
Whimbrel, ICan'tGiveCredit, Palamedes, ParadoxGamer, Schazer, Coldblooded,

Baseball: 2
Granolaman, Garuru

Basketball: 2
Seawyrm, btp,

Tennis: 2
myw, Entilliumn

TiddlyWinks: Bigro

Blitzball: Watts

The Running Kind: AgentBlue

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2

Quite a few just misses in this round, but you only get one shot before the account locks and you can never read your emails again ever

8. What is the second worst password in the world?

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Password: 4
Whimbrel, Garuru, ICan'tGiveCredit, Coldblooded

Swordfish: 2
Watts, myw

12345: 2
Palamedes, Entilliumn

1234: btp

123456: Seawyrm

Password1: Granolaman

Admin: AgentBlue

incorrect: Bigro

Username: ParadoxGamer

Hello: Schazer

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2

YEEEEEEAAAAAH

EDIT: Also that is positively evil Mehg, not awarding 1234 or 123456 ;-;

Would a computer accept 123456 for a 12345 password?

9. What's the most common dream?

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Falling: 5
Granolaman, AgentBlue, Seawyrm, Watts, ParadoxGamer

Flying: 5
Garuru, myw, btp, Schazer, Entilliumn

Waking up: ICan'tGiveCredit

Nightmares: Bigro

School in Underwear: Whimbrel

School (No mention of Underwear): Coldblooded

No Pants (No mention of School): Palamedes

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2+5
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1+5
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4+1
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+5
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2+1
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2+5
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4+5
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1+5
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1+5
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2+5

Boooo Hissss Boooo

Hahahahah for #7 I just wrote football thinking soccer like a normal world citizen. Hooray for Americentrism!

E: Also obligatory "flying is just falling with style"

I find this had the harshest non-combination in the game, but I just can't combine "With Ridicule" and "Point and Giggle" and call myself consistent. Sorry Granola and Garuru. Same with Discretely and Whisper, actually.

Also Schazer is a liar, straight from the PM
7. Soccer

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10. How do you let someone know their fly is down?



By Telling Them That Their Fly Is Down: 6
ICan'tGiveCredit, AgentBlue, Seawyrm, Palamedes, Schazer, Entilliumn

Say XYZ: Whimbrel

With Ridicule: Granolaman

Point and Giggle: Garuru

Zip it up for them: Coldblooded

"Flying low there buddy": Bigro

Kick them in the crotch: Watts

Gesture: myw

Discretely: btp

Whisper: ParadoxGamer

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2+5+1
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1+5+1
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4+1+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4+1+1
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+5+6
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2+1+6
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2+5+1
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4+5+1
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1+5+6
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4+1+6
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1+5+6
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2+5+6

11. How many hits can you keep a paddleball going?

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THIS ONE DOESN'T NEED A PICTURE SUCKAS ITS JUST NUMBERS


3: 3
Whimbrel, btp, ParadoxGamer

2: 3
Granolaman, Garuru, Palamedes

0: 2
ICant'GiveCredit, Coldblooded

1: 2
AgentBlue, Seawyrm

What the fuck is paddleball: bigro

4084: Watts

Forever: myw

5: Schazer

4: Entilliumn

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2+5+1+1
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1+5+1+3
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4+1+1+3
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4+1+1+2
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+5+6+2
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2+1+6+3
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2+5+1+1
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4+5+1+3
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1+5+6+2
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4+1+6+2
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1+1+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1+5+6+1
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2+5+6+1

Doesn't need pictures? Sounds like laziness to me.

Not even this one?