Winter Game Giveaway 2019 (Endgame: Final Four)

It'll statistically happen eventually!

The odds of Granola winning a game through snakes and snakes alone is a bit under 60%, from my math, with a few assumptions that probably err in favor of Granola anyway. So it's not incredible, but it's favored. A bit.

I'll append 10 points on the Humble Stardock Pack.

Votals: Snakestistics Edition

Borderlands GOTY (Humble Bundle): 80 (CSJ - 40, Vancho1 - 40)
NeuroVoider (Humble Bundle): 65 (LegendaryQ - 50, Flandab - 15)
Hard Reset Redux (Humble Bundle): 50 (Coldblooded - 50)
Humble Stardock Bundle (Humble Bundle): 20 (Flandab - 20)
7 Days to Die (Humble Bundle): 15 (Reyweld - 15)
Colt Express (Humble Bundle): 10 (CSJ - 10)
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator (Humble Bundle): 10 (Vancho1 - 10)
The Surge (Humble Bundle): 10 (Granolaman - 10)

Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Complete (GOG): 8 (Schazer - 5, Reyweld - 3)

Something something one point on everything thanks Granola.

Remaining Games:

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American Truck Simulator (Humble Bundle)
Blackwake (Humble Bundle)
Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition (Humble Bundle)
Dead Island Definitive Edition (Humble Bundle)
Fantasy General (GOG)
Immortal Redneck (Humble Bundle)
NBA Playgrounds (Humble Bundle)
Pathologic Classic HD (Humble Bundle)
Running with Rifles (Humble Bundle)
Ryse: Son of Rome (Humble Bundle)
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom (Humble Bundle)
Streets of Rage (Humble Bundle)
Stronghold Crusader 2 (Humble Bundle)
Zombie Army Trilogy (Humble Bundle)

Deadline is today at 11:59 PM EST, in 11 hours. See you then!

I'll put 2 more points on Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Complete (GOG), and 5 more points on 7 Days to Die

reyweld

Alright, that's deadline! I actually pulled it off two rounds in a row! Here are our top prizes:

Borderlands GOTY (Humble Bundle): 81 (CSJ - 40, Vancho1 - 40, Granolaman - 1)
NeuroVoider (Humble Bundle): 66 (LegendaryQ - 50, Flandab - 15, Granolaman - 1)
Hard Reset Redux (Humble Bundle): 51 (Coldblooded - 50, Granolaman - 1)
7 Days to Die (Humble Bundle): 21 (Reyweld - 20, Granolaman - 1)
Humble Stardock Bundle (Humble Bundle): 21 (Flandab - 20, Granolaman - 1)
Heroes of Might and Magic 3: Complete (GOG): 11 (Schazer - 5, Reyweld - 5, Granolaman - 1)
Colt Express (Humble Bundle): 11 (CSJ - 10, Granolaman - 1)
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator (Humble Bundle): 11 (Vancho1 - 10, Granolaman - 1)

We'll kick things off with a mostly equal match, Borderlands! Will CSJ or Vancho win, or will GOTY gain a new, terrible meaning?

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SpoilerVANCHO1

NeuroVoider follows, significantly less even but with Flandab and Granola combines still managing to threaten Q.

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SpoilerLEGENDARYQ

Hard Reset Redux kicks off the 'damn it why do I have to do these separate it's one point come on' part of the round, we'll see if Granola pulls even one of these off.

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SpoilerCOLDBLOODED

7 Days to die is next, and the odds remain forever in the favour of the one with more than one point on it.

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SpoilerREYWELD

The Humble Stardock Bundle is next, tied with 7 Days but with a different main bidder.

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SpoilerFLANDAB

We have a brief intermission in the mostly uncontested bids for Heroes of Might and Magic 3, where Schazer and Reyweld face off with Granola, as ever, on the sidelines
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SpoilerSCHAZER

Colt Express follows, teaming up with Purrfect Date (and complements of Reyweld) to knock out the Surge and perhaps give a snake a little bit of what it deserves.

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SpoilerGRANOLAMAN

Finally, the tag team partner Purrfect Date

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SpoilerVANCHO1

Good round end there, few close calls an small surprises but you can expect your prizes within the next 24 hours. See you soon!

Remaining Games:

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The Surge (Humble Bundle): 10 (Granolaman - 10)

American Truck Simulator (Humble Bundle)
Blackwake (Humble Bundle)
Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition (Humble Bundle)
Dead Island Definitive Edition (Humble Bundle)
Fantasy General (GOG)
Immortal Redneck (Humble Bundle)
NBA Playgrounds (Humble Bundle)
Pathologic Classic HD (Humble Bundle)
Running with Rifles (Humble Bundle)
Ryse: Son of Rome (Humble Bundle)
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom (Humble Bundle)
Streets of Rage (Humble Bundle)
Stronghold Crusader 2 (Humble Bundle)
Zombie Army Trilogy (Humble Bundle)

Thanks for the point on everything, Granola.

Point totals:

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SpoilerLegendaryQ and Vancho1 have 25 points
Coldblooded and Flandab have 30 points.
Reyweld has 35 points.
CSJ and ICan'tGiveCredit have 50 points.
Granolaman has 80 points.
Schazer has 115 points.

Deadline will be Wednesday, January 24 at 11:59 PM EST. Happy bidding for the eight of you still left!

granola i swear to heck

I really hope Granolaman snags a game with the 1 point swipe

all in on the redneck of immortality

The mad lad really did it. Enjoy your game, Granola.

25 points on American Truck Simulator.

I drove to the depths to destroy the robots, I was successful and in doing so became the robot, and now I drive away with an majestic eagle on my cybernetic shoulder.

Yes! The threat has been actualized! None of you are safe from snakery!

5 POINTS ON EVERYTHING

10 Points on Fantasy General

20 points on Fantasy General.

1 point on The Surge

Hey Palamedes, a question:

Wednesday is today, the 23rd, not the 24th. Do we have ~8 hours left or a day on top of that?

Yes! The threat has been actualized! None of you are safe from snakery!

5 POINTS ON EVERYTHING

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

all in stronghold crusader

Hey Palamedes, a question:

Wednesday is today, the 23rd, not the 24th. Do we have ~8 hours left or a day on top of that?

Oh no oops. Since I got busy and couldn't post votals we'll say the latter?

Votals: You know you could just get rid of him it would be nothing to you, nothing edition:

Immortal Redneck (Humble Bundle): 55 (ICan'tGiveCredit - 50, Granolaman - 5)
Stronghold Crusader 2 (Humble Bundle): 55 (CSJ - 50, Granolaman - 5)
American Truck Simulator (Humble Bundle): 30 (LegendaryQ - 25, Granolaman - 5)
Fantasy General (GOG): 35 (Flandab - 20, Reyweld - 10, Granolaman - 5)
The Surge (Humble Bundle): 11 (Granolaman - 10, Reyweld - 1)
Blackwake (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Dead Island Definitive Edition (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
NBA Playgrounds (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Pathologic Classic HD (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Running with Rifles (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Ryse: Son of Rome (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Streets of Rage (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Zombie Army Trilogy (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)

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SpoilerI mean technically most of the things Granola is bidding on at the end of this round the way it's going, but I kind of had to fill it out now that there's an actual notable amount of points on them all/it's within the top 8.

Deadline is on January 24 at 11:59 PM EST, or 24 hours from now.

Append the rest of my 10 points on Fantasy General.

I don't think I care enough of the other games on the list.

10 more points on Fantasy General (-->20)
4 more points on The Surge (-->5)

5 points on each of:
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom (Humble Bundle)
Streets of Rage (Humble Bundle)

Today on "Granola almost wins everything, but can only take two things home..."

Votals: Today, Reyweld v Granola in the Bidderdome edition:

Fantasy General (GOG): 55 (Flandab - 30, Reyweld - 20, Granolaman - 5)
Immortal Redneck (Humble Bundle): 55 (ICan'tGiveCredit - 50, Granolaman - 5)
Stronghold Crusader 2 (Humble Bundle): 55 (CSJ - 50, Granolaman - 5)
American Truck Simulator (Humble Bundle): 30 (LegendaryQ - 25, Granolaman - 5)
The Surge (Humble Bundle): 15 (Granolaman - 10, Reyweld - 5)
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom (Humble Bundle): 10 (Granolaman - 5, Reyweld - 5)
Streets of Rage (Humble Bundle): 10 (Granolaman - 5, Reyweld - 5)
Blackwake (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Dead Island Definitive Edition (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
NBA Playgrounds (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Pathologic Classic HD (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Running with Rifles (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Ryse: Son of Rome (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)
Zombie Army Trilogy (Humble Bundle): 5 (Granolaman - 5)

Remaining Games:

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SpoilerNothing here but us characters.

Deadline is on January 24 at 11:59 PM EST, or 8 hours from now.

I'll see you in hell Reyweld!

o7

the great thing about immortal rednecks are that they can drink a lake's worth of moonshine and still have better investing schemes than granola