Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

WHY Sozzle. why not bozzle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5yJypyyRo

what's the difference between sozzling and bozzling

Draw a thing, compare to sober self.

THAT MY FRIEDN IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBNLE

I forgot what the rest of this post was going to be about

I AM THE DEVIL'S WEED

[laughtrack]AHAHHAHAHHA HA HAHHAHA H[/laughtrack]

im so jaaaammed (listening to every good song which is ever usone ) [7]

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my most recent attampt

im sleep [4]

Hi good morning. This thread was a baaaad idea.

so last night I was going down the highway in my souped up death coupe (it has a knife taped to the front, in case deer/animal/bear in way, i can tear right through t that son of the gendered insult) high on a home blend of loppeys and "rabbit eye" when a rock crossed the road darted out right in front of me and I had to swerve the fuck out of the way in a split second. didn't work. fucker was following me asking for trouble, jumped right at my grill and fed under the tires. i hit it going like 90? 100? mph? (150 kmh to you limeys) and my car went straight verticle. I went upwards for several minutes, lookin' like I was going to the moon, but unfortunately right when I was within arm's reach i started going back down. luckily I was still able to land on a satellite and chill out with some telecomm company aliens who had also set up shop there. i'm posting from there now, not sure how i'm going to get back home


maybe i'll just jump and aim to land on a pedestrian to break my fall

thank's for awaekening me, friend. I'll be here forever

disregard the previous posts

right now i'm in a go kart stuck in a tree accompanied by a family of raccoons whose home i've disturbed. my leg is badly mangled with their gnawings

e: i haven't gotten down yet because every time I try, they hiss and make a move at me. when I try moving towards them, they also hiss and make a move at me. would have tried calling for help (not the pig cops; some of my associaties of course) but they have confiscated my phone. getting flashbacks to my university of hell days

so is this really happening to you, or did someone make another alt account

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it's probably A MYSTERY

i'm lithuanian meth user. that's my "user" name (heh.) if i were someone else i would have signed up with that name or if that were already taken, put a 2 on the end of it. i mean if i felt comfortable telling you something (for instance my government name) i'd do that myself but i don't i mean why are you so interested anyway unless you're some kind of fed

negotiated a cease fire with the raccoes. they allowed me safe passage in exchange for my horde of mostly edible garbage, plus some edibles

i've corrupted the wildlife into my lifestyle

they're totally raging right now on the wacky weed

shit they were still mad even when high, they shot me and i died. NOT chill at all.

sigh, reincarnated into my 5th form.

One of ym friends is leaving the country prob forever and ren made us vodka apple tea is pretty great

i'm holding hands with my cat

i'm holding hands with my cat

cat holding is the only addiction i have.

did you know, if you keep the silver scratchings-off from a scratch lotto ticket and collect them into a little pile and then inhale them with your nose, you can get a fleeting but mid-intensity high that lasts for about 15 minutes

i did