Fountain of the Youth

(n-1)^2 shitposts

where n is the shittiness of this post

Do I hear ((n-1)^2) + 1 Shitposts, assuming n is a whole number greater than or equal to 3? Do I hear at least 5 but possibly more shitposts?

excellent

my plot to usurp shittown by siphoning the power of the fountain begins

Going once, going twice, sold to the CSJ in the suspicious adult and not youth clothing. Oh well, not my problem now!

Reyweld! What will you do with your newly acquired age?

I'm thinking of getting a wrinkle at the wrinkle parlor, but I'm not sure where to put it. Definitely not somewhere visible (you know how employers are).

Psst, give it to me. Maybe it'll make me grow taller

I am content to squander this purchase, get me out of this quarter life crisis o font of youngening

does anyone have a youth extraction device for myeth? their juvenility will help recharge the fountain

no backsies tho

I'm still a child at heart

it's me