Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

I CAN'T HEAR OUT OF MY LEFT EAR ANYMORE! WHO DID IT? WHICH ONE OF YOU MF's IS GOING TO PAY??

Respectably vote: CTP

CTP shakes chesterbottle's hand and calmly waves to all remaining Chesters.

CTP then grabs some of the paper and markers from IX and starts scribbling.

CTP finishes his sketch and posts it on the CHESTER MESSAGE BOARD.

Looks like some morse code bullshit.

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GASP!

Ix, if I understand this picture correctly, you're saying that BTP is Colonel Aureliano Buendia?

I knew I shouldn't have passed up those morse code classes for extra programming.
Now, you already roped me into your vote exchange team when I don't particularly care who's voting for what.
I ain't changing mine just because of one of your petty feuds! How would I feel if I moved my vote and someone died? What about my feelings?

Besides, your trivial mortal squabbles are nothing in comparison for what is to come. You should put aside such fleeting emotions and either enjoy what little time you have left or help me break us out of this hellhole.

Here, let me give you a head start.

> APUP CTP
> APUP CTP
> APUP Pharmdrugs
> APUP Pharmdrugs
> APUP Aunt Shchchahahhchhchhhquiashczer

USE SMARTSNAKE > WHEAT

CALL > GHOSTBUSTERS

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CTP puts the phone on speaker and gestures towards coldblooded's lingering spirit. Also whatever other lingering spirits there are.

I hate you all for not being as chester as you could have been.
I bet none of you are even chesters. All good chesters follow the Chester teachings, which despite all those snakes, I've seen none of you display.

>Drink all new Cherry! Cool Blue! Lemonade! Grape! Orange! Tropical Kiwi Punch Kool Aid! by Kraft Foods ™. You know it's Kool Aid when it has "lot's of great taste and a whole lot more!" and when "Mom's depend on Kool Aid like kids depend on Mom!" :)

>Jump/run through brick wall.

CHECK LABEL ON KOOL-AID TO CONFIRM IT IS NOT, IN FACT, CYANIDE-LACED "FLAVOR AID."

I have been unable to participate much lately, but as the day comes to a close I have one thing to ask of everyone... Not even everyone, but someone. Some one, sweet person, some fellow Chester who will tend to a man in need. A man... On his deathbed.

I ask you all, as a good, God-fearing Chester, someone who knows the truth of the great chesterlife and the eternal spa that awaits me, to save me. Glory awaits, but I'm not yet ready for it. My work here in the world is not yet done! Won't some kind brother or sister reach out a hand to save me? Don't any of you see me as a comrade in arms? All I need... Is one vote.

Vote: SleepingChester

*fistbump*

Oh, I'll vote for you alright. In fact, I'll see this whole damn party voting for you!

vote: SleepingOrange

Don't be taken in by his stupid lies or his stupid face, he's out to get you all! Who do you think would want you to waste your time lynching snakes... Except someone who had to make sure the lynch was never useful? Yeah, vote for him all you like. In fact, everyone should vote for him! It's the only way to get him and his band of Chester Molesters out of the way for good.

Waratio! But... They told me you were dead!

I never died, despite your best efforts. You just thought I had, because of your... Amnesia! You couldn't finish the job, and now I'm here to make sure you don't get away from justice again!

Get out of here, you scoundrel! You're an insult to the Thundermember name and the thundermember reputation! Don't listen to him, everyone! You see, Bob was right about me and my soap operas. I am none other than the world-famous Chester Horatio Maximilian Clydestacker Thundermember (no autographs please), and I came here as a well-deserved rest after defeating my evil twin brother for what I thought was the final time. I see now that I was wrong, but you can rest assured that I'm the genuine article, not him. And he's the evil one, not me! Look, he always forgets to shave that goatee off, I keep saying that's a huge plot hole but they tell me the viewers need a way to distinguish who's who and they're dumb or drunk enough not to question why nobody notices the goatee. But you all aren't dumb or drunk! You can still make the right choice!

Besides, even if you let this scoundrel leave, you can't take me out. The real reason I didn't want to succumb to the poison is... One of these women... At this camp... Is pregnant! With MY child! But I can't remember who, because of the... Amnesia!

You wouldn't take some poor child's father away before he ever had the chance to meet him, would you? That's how you end up with Waratio over there!

CTP APPLAUDS THIS EXCHANGE.

HE ALSO FRUSTRATIGLY POINTS TO THE GODAMN CIRCLE VOTE HE TRIED SETTING UP.

CTP GRABS SOME MORE PAPERS AND GETS-a-SKETCHIN.

He also scratchs his red swollen throat

CTP posts some...fanart?

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I can't follow this, this is too confusing, there are references I don't understand, THIS IS INSULTING TO ME, AS THE CONSUMER OF THIS PRODUCT.

IT IS TIME TO SUE.

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SIGHS, SHAKES HEAD KNOWINGLY. GENTLY PRODS BOTTLES'S CORPSE WITH A FOOT.

CTP WOOPS

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or he tries to, but can't.

He then sits, scratching his throat, looks at watch.

CTP has to update his role-tables now.

Posts on board.

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Wheat, Waterbottles is casting a vote from beyond the grave.

HARVEST SOLARIS AMBERGRIS