Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

Very well, peasants. I will humour you. I've sent the royal lackeys to peruse the archives, and shed some light upon the situation. Their findings were greatly surprising, even to myself. Forgetting one's humble origins is almost too easy in such luxuriant surrounds as these.

Having said that, I now see full well what I sacrificed when those devils came knocking on my door. It was a simpler life. One perhaps better-suited to me than that of a queen. Did it have its risks? Certainly. Did I revel in those risks? Without a doubt.

I was...

WHAT WAS SCHAZER'S ROLE BEFORE SHIT WENT DOWN ON NWHATEVER?

WILL THE GAME'S BALANCE SUDDENLY MAKE A FUCKTON MORE SENSE?

WILL MIRDINI EXPLODE IN A GLORIOUS FIREBALL IN THE COMING NIGHT?

FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE, ON HAMFIA, AFTER THE BREAK!