Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

My ham is slick
you rhyming pricks
No tricks
I click
my switch and it's time to



Edgeworth, lemme some words in edgeways
watch in awe, as the queen bitch segues
into the convo-lution, loosen
my tongue, had a wait, but I finally choosen

to gatecrash the rap war, better late-crash than never
'cause a sausage party trying to ham? pfft, whatever
Anywurst, rap battles, couldn't resist
'til I had to actually rhyme some shit, so whatevs, here's the gist

I digress, lemme guess, everyone but Sruixan
gave zero fucks when the modnotes were fixed, and
Got me shipwrecked slash shitwrecked with a wincon
that was such deja vuulcrap I soon got my drink on

but I won!? And now reign on your rhyming parade
(If you wish, screw my verdict, seeing's I've barely played)
but Granola's so far brought the finest ham-pain
Today, end Sol-lay, celebrate with champagne

And pop a cap in Sruix's arse later if all else fails, seeing as his shenanigans technically robbed you of a town vote and that is totes anti-town.