MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

EVENT!

in newsville, we should probably Potato: Sruix for being RUDE and trying to pass the potato off on me after I have seen enough of the blighted little fuckers for the rest of my life, and unrelatedly sruix could use a little starch related fattening.


Vote: Gene for reasons that escape me currently

now if you'll all excuse me I am going to go fawn over Pilot-sama now.

Para barely finishes uttering these words, when a klaxon starts wailing and a Volkswagon beetle with the Union Jack painted on its top and waving on its little wing mirrors screeches round a corner and charges headlong into the crowd. A bunch of BRIT COPS emerge, looking ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

"Which one of you is SoundlyParanoid!?" bellows one of them, flecks of tea flying off his moustache. Somebody eventually points timidly to the body mangled up under the tyres. The BRIT COPS seem satisfied with this development, get back in their car, and hurtle off again.


SoundlyParanoid has been KILLED for failing to follow the DEADLY EDICT.


Fuck if I even know the context behind this.

SoundlyParanoid was the Clumsy Hitman, the designated hitman of the Ridiculous Clusterfuck Mafia team, a truly dubious decision. While he was alive, it was his duty to make the team's scum kill - however, he'd leave an obvious trail from his victim's house to his own to be discovered in the daystart.

He was a SCUM PUBLIC SELF-TRACKER HITMAN, and would win when his scum team outnumbered all others.

Day continues much the same. With 42 alive, it is 22 to lynch and 12 to soft.