MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

EVENT!

Everyone notices 遊びは終わりだ！ standing behind Solaris, mumbling to himself. After a moment, he seems to come to a conclusion, and shouts: "SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO NEED A HOUSE CA-
...No oh my god that's terrible wait let me try again"

For an awkward minute or so, he cycles through other equally bad doctor-related one-liners. Finally he says 'Fuck it,' grabs Solaris's head by the ears(???) and twists. It unscrews like a lightbulb, and the freshly beheaded corpse of Solaris slumps to the floor. Thereafter, a mad cackle rings through the room for far more hours than is appropriate or necessary.

Me personally? I would've just gone with "Playtime is over." But people insist that bilingualism isn't a thing, and I must just be waiting to settle down with a nice language, so eh. The tyranny is over or somesuch.

Solaris has been killed.


I'm just going with this image because it was the first sensible-sized one on GIS for Ignanoo. It's basically as comprehensible as his actual appearance and it's 11pm and I have work tomorrow so haha who gives a rat's I will fight you

Solaris was Ignanoo, father of the heavens, lord of sevens, dressed to the nines, and a whole host of other appellations that generally illustrate him as a pretty cool guy in the Sleep-Deprived Mafia scene. He was, however, a GOD OF CASUAL DESTRUCTION and had to remind the lynch mob of it by OBLITERATING someone by matching their name with a particular role.

He was an OBLITERATOR and would have won had he successfully matched four players with their roles. Solaris has LOST.

Day proceeds as usual, 46 alive, 24 to lynch, 13 to soft. I am quietly begging that you refrain from dayactioning the shit out of each other while I'm asleep/at work for the next twelve hours.