MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Murderfia Day 2: Flipping up to eleven

Ok, time to take stock. First up is curiousCat, who has apparently been doused in petrol and set alight. The sizeable collection of burnt-out matches testifies to someone not being very good at this, along with a trail of petrol. An enterprising lynch mobster follows the leak back to SoundlyParanoid's house, where you can find half a dozen empty petrol canisters lined up outside.

curiousCat has been KILLED.

curiousCat was Niall as Doc Scratch from Some Dersehunt with a side of Prime Intellect, and with a description as stupid as that you just know she harks from Meta Mafia. An obliterator and consequent PAIN IN THE ASS, had she survived N1 intact she could have matched a player with a role name at the start of D2, OBLITERATING them and gaining unpiercable protection. She had protection from most kills provided Prime Intellect #28 was alive - sadly, that fictional construct was not in this game (not even under that inkblot. Sorry!)

She was an OBLITERATOR, and would have won had she made four correct matches. curiousCat has LOST.

Next up is Dalmationer! Or what's left of him. As you open the door to his house, a terrible wailing comes from within, heralded by a prickle down the necks of everyone in the vicinity. This makes sense when you find out his identity:

Dalmationer has been KILLED.

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Dalmationer was the representation of the MSPAF mafia player Wheeeeeeatthins, also of Meta Mafia. He was harmless to most when alive, but gains the ability to GRAVESLAM a player each day with an appropriate MULTIMEDIA ACCOMPANIMENT.

He was/is a TOWN POST MORTEM DAYVIG and wins when all enemies of the town are eliminated.

Who's next on the corpse pile? Iiiiiit's... Drakenforge! The poor sucker's had his eardrums ruptured and then mercifully stabbed through the face, seeing as bleeding out through your ears'd take forever.

Drakenforge has been KILLED.

Drakenforge was All the Ninjas, specifically all the ninjas from the Forum Adventure Ninjas. He could send one of his many ninjas to kill someone each night, each with its own special effect (few of which entailed actually outright killing the sucker).

He was a TOWN VARIABLE VIGILANTE and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

And then there was Ed. His walls bear a vague resemblance to the late SleepingOrange's, at least in content; Ed's feature a lot more writing and screenshots of some ridiculous webcomic. His neck features a syringe with the plunger plunged all the way down.


Ed has been KILLED.

[img]Goddamnit no I tried to find something suitably amusing for this and just couldn't. Why is this a thing. Why.[/img]

Ed was the Romantic Speculation Thread, another threadrole from Moderator Mafia. He took shipping extremely seriously, but appreciated the creative energies of his mason, the Romantic Fanart Thread (SleepingOrange). While the pair were alive, they could have executed a one-shot dayvig on another player. Ed could also gain FANCREDS by guessing each night the following day's lynch target - if correct, he'd earn a FANCRED which could be spent to prevent the death of another player. An additional FANCRED was available by shipping two players in a quadrant and watching them act it out.

He was a TOWN ONE-SHOT-TAGTEAM MASON and DEATH-PREVENTING WARLOCK, and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

Haha goddamn that's a lot of town. What else have you guys been cooking up? Corpsing up? Gnauga, apparently. He's had a nasty run-in with the business end of a shotgun.

Gnauga has been KILLED.

Gnauga was Right Behind You, another member of the Songfia. His spylike tendencies let him take out the competition and leave no trace, making him a one-shot janitor for his scum team.

He was a MAFIA ONESHOT JANITOR and would win when his team outnumbered all other parties combined.

Annnnd then there's ParadoxGamer. Whatever killed him raided his fridge, stripped the place of anything with a caloric content, and ate most of him as well. Gross.

ParadoxGamer has been KILLED.

ParadoxGamer was Reed Richards, from Marvelfia. An agent of anarchy out to cause nothing short of total mayhem, he could invent and gift items each night. These items could perform most any action he desired, but his pacifist nature prevented him from using lethal items himself (though he was fine palming them off to others).

He was a BODYSTACKER INVENTOR and would win if there were less than two players alive at endgame.

Unsure whether his death is helpful to their various clandestine causes or not, the crowd then looks for Purple Walrus, who they realise was oddly conspicuous in his absence. You find him lying out on the street outside his house with a dart to the eye, taking up a lot of space by virtue of being a giraffe.

Purple Walrus has been KILLED.

Purple Walrus was the Secret Agent Ninja Carpenter Breakdancing Giraffe, one of the denizens of the Ideaosphere. A beast of many roles and many talents (including but not limited to spinning on his head, espionage, installing shelving, and being inconspicuous), he had little control over his powers and would randomly perform any one of a doctoring, copping, roleblocking, or kill on his target each night.

He was a TOWN RANDOMISED JACK OF ALL TRADES, and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

Vortor, on the other hand, bears no dart marks but appears to have been VIOLENTLY SCALPED. You also find a rubber godzilla suit in his house, which gives some explanation as to his identity.

Vortor has been KILLED.

Vortor was Gojira, the villain of the week in Animetropolis and one of the poor bastards caught up in the events of TV Show Mafia. He filled two roles on the airwaves - half the time as a rampaging kaiju, the other half of the time as a dude on the set of a show about NEUTRINO KID'S righteous battles against rampaging kaiju. This made him a vanilla on odd-numbered nights, and a vigilante on even-numbered nights.

He was a TOWN EVEN-NIGHT VIG and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

Yewchung, meanwhile, sports a death-ray sized burn mark on his back, a face that looked like it was dragged at high speed into a very solid object, and a couple of voodoo pins laced with some kind of nasty poison stuck in his neck for good measure. You're pretty confident this one's dead, and the townies (and the denizens of Crooks Hollow) are pretty glad for it.

Yewchung has been KILLED.

Yewchung was Willard Poppins, Saboteur and infiltrator of the Crook's Hollow Mafia. He wasn't nearly as kill-happy as either his comrades in spyhood or the ones he wanted to take down - his preference was to let thugs like them spell their own demise. Each day, he could choose a target. The target's day and night actions would be sabotaged, causing reversed or other unpleasant effects.

He was a SPY DAY-ROLEFUCKER and would win when his faction outnumbered all other factions combined.

Jacquerel is corpse #10!

Jacquerel has been KILLED.

Jacquerel was Foster Erlenbush, malpracticioner of more medical procedures than you could count and one of the bastards responsiblef for the Quarantine at CJ Memorial Hospital. The one bit of surgery he had actual competence at was plastic surgery, and he could use this (once per game) to kill and hide a player, steal their appearance and alignment as seen by cops, and also their abilities if any.

He was a MAFIA ONESHOT JANITOR-ROLESTEALER, and would win when his faction outnumbered all others combined.

A closer examination of the body reveals some truly disturbing news:

Jacquerel has been infected with the VIRUS.

Doooooom.

In happier news, we've made it to the end of the D1 flips! Give it up for Mooglegirl, who was clubbed on the head with a blunt object. Her ears also appear to be bleeding.

Mooglegirl has been KILLED.

Mooglegirl was Velvet Berentez, an honourable assassin who worked at Posteco. Taken to vigilantism, she still had enough honour to allow her victims a short right of reply - the content of which allowed her the decision to retract her kill and spare their life.

She was a TOWN LAST-WORDS-GIFTING-VIGILANTE and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

One unusual feature in the Velvet Berentez residence is another woman - this one alive. She's wearing oven mitts and definitely did not expect to see you here.

TehPilot is Amanda Smith, Homicidal Baker. A member of the Potato Cult, if she co-opts her team's nightkill then the victim is janitored and their identity is not revealed. Only one victim can be janitored at a time, however - if the ability is used repeatedly then old corpses will turn up and be identified by the mob.


That brings us to the end of D1's flips! With 47 alive, it takes 24 to lynch and 13 to soft lynch. Votals and other non-death errata up shortly.