MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

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MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

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RE: MURDERFIA: D1 LET'S DO THIS (64/67)

03-30-2013, 10:11 AM

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You all manage to be coerced by cheap trinkets into completely ripping some poor sucker apart. That poor sucker is SleepingOrange, who goes down screaming that he can't; his concupiscent quadrants are strictly monogamous (though he is willing to experiment in the ashen quadrant, but good fucking god how do you all have so many weapons)

SleepingOrange has been lynched and killed.

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SleepingOrange was the Romantic Fanart Thread, a nonsentient forum thread which rose to its mafia calling in Moderator Mafia. A fun and breezy counterpart to the more serious affairs of the Romantic Speculation Thread, the two nonetheless were made for each other and were thus masons, making Slorange a perma-mason with [REDACTED]. While the pair were alive, they could execute a one-shot dayvig on a player. He could also organise a PESTERLOG RP between any two players, tempmasoning them and eavesdropping on their conversation.

He was a TOWN ONESHOT-TAGTEAM-MASON AND ONESHOT-EAVESDROPPING-TEMPMASONNER, and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

The lynch mob receives one (1) Medal.
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I hope you're goddamn pleased with yourselves.

The medal is now up for election, with a recipient chosen by majority vote at the end of N1.

Suddenly! LegendaryQ makes obscene gagging noises and convulses violently before collapsing. A dart lodged in his buttock is identified by someone as a fast-acting poison - identifying LegendaryQ gives some cause for concern; others, relief at the prospect of a terrible fate never (again) eventuating.

LegendaryQ has been killed.

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LegendaryQ was the MetaSolaris, a mafia role representative of the MSPA Forums mafia player Solaris. The role being as kooky as the player on which it was based, Q would have acquired a new, Solaris-based ability every night.

He was a TOWN DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN, and barring horrible accidents would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

You pile on up the corpses and all go get yourselves some much-needed rest. Except for the dudes that don't.

E: WAIT. HOLD IT. SPEAKING OF SOLARISES.

Solaris has won the D1 Potato Election!

Still giving off an ominously charming radioactive glow, Solaris (the actual one) accepts the electoral tuber with good grace and the smug smirk of the basically-invulnerable.

It's to barely anyone's surprise that the potato suddenly explodes, launching chunks of proto-chip but failing to leave a scratch on Scratch himself.

Wait, shit. That would've worked better if Sollie were MetaNiall and not Ignagnoo. Whatever.

Solaris has survived a murder attempt!

And with that, shit finally winds down and we all get on with our soon-to-be-curtailed lives. Yay!

N1 begins shortly. Feel free to start sending in night actions now; the sooner, the better.

As night 1 begins, here are some further Ground Rules/Clarifications:
- No posting after hammer. I mean christ you are not that hilarious that your words must be heard to embetter the threadworld
- I will make a list of dayactions/daystarts/nightstarts in the OP, but not right now because sleep is a thing
-The action immunity has expired! Lurkers are now valid targets for your nightactionly ire.
-The 5-post restriction before you can perform actions is still in effect.