MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

EVENT!!!!

You catch an ominous glint in the sky

Then SUDDENLY HUGE FUCKOFF METEOR BLAZING DOWN UPON THE LYNCH MOB

YOU ALL RUN FOR COVER BUT FOR ONE UNFORTUNATE THERE IS NO ESCAPE


Red709 has been KILLED.

Good for you, Jitka!

Fuck pecans.


Nuts in general, even. Except peanuts. Peanuts are fucking awesome.

Hey everybody, it's time to play...




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Red709 was FUCK ROULETTE, from Quotefia. With an unbridled hatred of anything and everything, he was out to KILL YOU ALL. He had a variety of one-shots that could be substituted in for his basic night kill:
-FUCK TRACKERS, making his kill an untrackable ninja kill;
-FUCK DOCTORS, making his kill a doctorpiercing superkill;
-FUCK EVERYONE, janitoring his target and rendering their remains unidentifiable;
-FUCK OTHER KILLERS, rendering him immune to nightactions the night he used it.

Red709 was a PROFANE SERIAL KILLER. Red709 has LOST.