MURDERFIA: D2 (47/67)
03-26-2013, 10:12 PM
Murderfia Day 1: The one without the early morning ten-corpse pileup
You're all enjoying one fine day in your respective lives/afterlives/limboes/etc, when a rather unpleasant sensation begins somewhere behind your eyeballs, crescendoes into a feeling like every mote of your existence is simultaneously throwing up and on fire, and next thing you know there's a crowd.
Fuck.
There's some kind of bitch empress figure who's lounging in a high-backed throne and smirking a nasty smirk down at you all, and y'know what fuck exposition. You all know why you're here. You're a pack of masochists who were practically begging for something like this to go down anyway.
The empress probably introduces herself and informs you that resistance or generally attempting to not play the game will be futile, because she'll just kill you to make an example of you. Classy. She would like to point out that she did hand-pick each of youout of a veritable death-inducing smorgasbord of eligible folks, and wants to see what you're all capable of, so issues a couple edicts for Day 1:
You may not use a day action on (other than voting to lynch) a player with fewer than two posts since gamestart.
However, you will not be allowed to perform any actions (day or night) until you have made five posts since gamestart.
There may be roles with abilities which may ignore either or both of these rules. For clarification, enquire in your Quicktopic.
She also realises that a bit of pre-emptive death is a great way to get everybody in the mood, so she rustles up a corpse from somewhere.
Benedict was Benedict, a dude I asked on IRC two minutes ago whether he'd do me a favour and be a fresh body to turn up. His goal was to follow my instructions and not have to do anything.
BENEDICT HAS WON.
With that stupidity out of the way, here are some other useful things to mull over:
There is a POTATO up for election. You may vote that someone gets the potato by writing Potato: Player like a vote but not. The person with the most votes at the end of D1 gets the potato.
You also receive some early-morning twitter messages:
AND WITH THAT, THE GAME IS... AFOOOT.
Bonus D1 mod-introduced theme music:
You're all enjoying one fine day in your respective lives/afterlives/limboes/etc, when a rather unpleasant sensation begins somewhere behind your eyeballs, crescendoes into a feeling like every mote of your existence is simultaneously throwing up and on fire, and next thing you know there's a crowd.
Fuck.
There's some kind of bitch empress figure who's lounging in a high-backed throne and smirking a nasty smirk down at you all, and y'know what fuck exposition. You all know why you're here. You're a pack of masochists who were practically begging for something like this to go down anyway.
The empress probably introduces herself and informs you that resistance or generally attempting to not play the game will be futile, because she'll just kill you to make an example of you. Classy. She would like to point out that she did hand-pick each of youout of a veritable death-inducing smorgasbord of eligible folks, and wants to see what you're all capable of, so issues a couple edicts for Day 1:
You may not use a day action on (other than voting to lynch) a player with fewer than two posts since gamestart.
However, you will not be allowed to perform any actions (day or night) until you have made five posts since gamestart.
There may be roles with abilities which may ignore either or both of these rules. For clarification, enquire in your Quicktopic.
She also realises that a bit of pre-emptive death is a great way to get everybody in the mood, so she rustles up a corpse from somewhere.
Benedict was Benedict, a dude I asked on IRC two minutes ago whether he'd do me a favour and be a fresh body to turn up. His goal was to follow my instructions and not have to do anything.
BENEDICT HAS WON.
With that stupidity out of the way, here are some other useful things to mull over:
There is a POTATO up for election. You may vote that someone gets the potato by writing Potato: Player like a vote but not. The person with the most votes at the end of D1 gets the potato.
You also receive some early-morning twitter messages:
Quote:Like OMG I cant BELIEVE Sasha hung up on me that b1tch. It's like only 4 AM amirite #HungUp
Quote:Yaaaay got a 2 4 1 on neon laces from footlocker gonna need new sneakers now
AND WITH THAT, THE GAME IS... AFOOOT.
Bonus D1 mod-introduced theme music:
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow