You Wake Up In A Bar

Hmm. So Clippy likes "Flux"-y things, which I'm assuming would be things that move around a bunch. So by including lots of things to do with standing still or being slow, we can calm it down in two ways -- by including things it doesn't like, and by directly slowing it down.

Matterhorn chunks, honey, and caramel would be a good start, but it's a shame we don't have anymore Gonit milk, molasses, or Chloral Hydride. It's tempting to say, combine Urgency and Antipodal Shards, but both of those could be described as "helper chemicals" since they work to modify other properties.