MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Ok so this is the mafia game I was going to run on MSPAF before shit hit the fan. I am now running it here. This is... MURDER .

A mafia game where I make a great big list of all the killing roles from all the closed-setup games on the MSPA Forums, then dish them out without rhyme or reason and watch the sparks fly.

• There will probably be SK's.
  
• There will probably be multiple scum teams.
  
• There will probably be independent agents of destruction.
  
• There may or may not be a town.
  
• All players will be a role which had a killing ability in the game it originally featured.
  
• This will be an unmitigated, goddamn disaster, and if you take it too seriously I may have to hurt you.
  
• Mechanics may be fast and loose.
  
• Balance will bhahahahahahahahahahha
  
• This is a good game even if you haven't played mafia before because it is not real mafia. It is lots of yelling and screaming and property damage and not enough trying to figure out who the good guys are. There are no good guys.
  
• No observerchat. You've seen these roles before.

The rules are the usual:

• Don't be a jerk.
  
• play to win (or play to lose hilariously)
  
• Don't take Shit Too Seriously.
  
• Don't take Shit Too Personally.
  
• Moderator's word is law.
  
• Don't talk about the game outside the game.
  
• If you need advice about the game (either mafia in general or this game in particular), there are two appropriate people to ask: Me, or Wheat (who has been established five times over as Not Being In This Game). Anyone else risks breaking the previous rule.
  
• Keep up with your quicktopic; it's my main port of call for contacting you.
  
• Please respect requests for silence, both from fellow players declaring day activations and from the moderator when she can't sort things out in the next five minutes.
  
• Please please please do not talk about the game outside the game!
  
• Have fun! Leave a beautiful trainwreck behind you.
  
  The beautiful corpses:
  
  1. 0_o - Liver Failure, OBLITERATED D1
     
  2. 遊びは終わりだ！ - Uguu Von Kawaii, SHOT D2
     
  3. AgentBlue
     
  4. Airey
     
  5. Akumu
     
  6. Amosmyn - Charles Montegarde, MODKILLED D2
     
  7. Anacreon - Timothy Brighters, Lynched N2
     
  8. Anomaly
     
  9. btp
     
  10. Beru - Supersonic, MODKILLED D2
      
  11. BestTeaMaker
      
  12. Bigro
      
  13. Boogeyman - Disgruntled Protector, beat himself to death with a phone booth D2
      
  14. Cat - MetaNiall, killed N1
      
  15. Chwoka
      
  16. Crowstone
      
  17. Cyber95
      
  18. Dalmationer - MetaWheat, killed N1
      
  19. deadCrystal
      
  20. Doodley
      
  21. Dragon Fogel - No Children, GUNNED DOWN N1
      
  22. Coldblooded
      
  23. Drakenforge - All the Ninjas, Killed N1
      
  24. Ed - RomSpec Thread, Killed N1
      
  25. Elize
      
  26. Epamynondas
      
  27. Fragowump
      
  28. Garuru - Dr. Steak, CROOKSECUTED N1
      
  29. GeneX
      
  30. gnauga - Right Behind You, SHOTGUNNED N1
      
  31. Granolaman
      
  32. Infinity - Dr Edwin Bola, SMOTHERED WITH LOVE D1
      
  33. Ixcaliber - Satellite, CAME CRASHING DOWN N1
      
  34. Jacquerel - Foster Erlenbush, Killed N1
      
  35. Leafsw0rd
      
  36. LegendaryQ - MetaSolaris, POISON DART'D D1
      
  37. Luneix
      
  38. Malkytop
      
  39. Mathgirl277
      
  40. Mehga
      
  41. Mirdini - Multiple-Duckman, MURDERED D1
      
  42. Mooglegirl - Velvet Berentez, BLUDGEONED N1
      
  43. Mr. Arsenic Nog
      
  44. myw
      
  45. No Lynch
      
  46. NTA - Brand New Day, POTATO'd D2
      
  47. Palamedes
      
  48. Paradoxgamer - Reed Richards, DEVOURED N1
      
  49. Paranoia - Clumsy Hitman, BRITALISED D2
      
  50. Pick Yer Poison
      
  51. Piester - Lolsock, DART'd D2
      
  52. Pinary - Fighting Trousers, CONCEDED D2
      
  53. ProfessorLizzard
      
  54. Purple Walrus - Secret Agent Ninja Carpenter Breakdancing Giraffe, DART'd N1
      
  55. Red709 FUCK ROULETTE, Profane SK - Apocalypse'd D1
      
  56. seastormjt
      
  57. Seawyrm
      
  58. Seedy
      
  59. SleepingOrange - Romart Thread, Lynched D1
      
  60. Solaris - IGNANOO, NECKSNAPPED D2
      
  61. Sruixan
      
  62. TehPilot - Amanda Smith, Lynched D2
      
  63. Vortor - Gojira, SCALPED N1
      
  64. Batterwaffles
      
  65. ...wait, this is an inkblot? What's an inkblot doing on the playerlist?
      
  66. Whimbrel - Ruy Avila Tejada, DEATH RAY'D D2
      
  67. Whoosh!
      
  68. Yewchung Willard Poppins, GANGBASHED APPARENTLY N1
      

The action replay: (flips, notable guest posts, maybe other stuff later)
Day 1 begin - LIVERS - Tactless Missile - Liver failure failure - Deadly embraces - Day 1 end
Night 1 begin - Night 1 end

Day 2 begin - Phonetato decreebooth - Ignanolonger - (attempted) GRAVESLAM - Modkills - The Whim Fandango - Para's mal(a)diction - RAP BATTLE COMMENCE - Repartee time - This blow(dart)s - Do a victory rap - The MASTERMIND - Not-death of the Not-author - Can't keep a good man down - Day 2 end
Night 2 begin - Night 2 end