You Wake Up In A Bar

SHOTS!!!!!!!

okay so we don't have five cups for shots. so what we need is five distinct layers of non-mixing liquids and then five straws cut down with scissors to different heights. from top to bottom:

layer 1: ethanol
layer 2: tequila
layer 3: hot sauce with soap for surface tension
layer 4: a tequila sunrise, which is a whole separate 3-layer ordeal
layer 5: chloroform

tell them that each drink is custom-made for a specific head but don't tell them what corresponds to who. remind the cops that it's the law that they have to tell you if they're a cop

tell naz that they can keep the drink and the cup IF they bring you at least 3 more cups

This is an incredible idea and I don't have any direct things to change about it, but I would like to remind you that antipodal shards and matterhorn chunks can be used to alter the viscosity/density of fluids.