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Spoiler[10:10 PM] SeaWyrm: But what about... the Mafia Chwoka?
[10:10 PM] SeaWyrm: They like to milk the afternoon cows, if you know what I mean.
[10:11 PM] SeaWyrm: They're a bunch of spinach-chewers.
[10:11 PM] SeaWyrm: The sort who'd spend all Wednesday trying shorts on.
[10:12 PM] SeaWyrm: If you catch my drift.
[10:12 PM] Tentacular: I... don't think I do
[10:12 PM] SeaWyrm: They paint their barns yellow, if you know what I mean.
[10:12 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: if i can have some final words: that wasn't a mustache, it was just really low-down eyebrows, okay
[10:13 PM] Tentacular: This is a wonderfully confusing exchange
[10:13 PM] SeaWyrm: They tie tablecloths down with pea-cans.
[10:14 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: who smokes on the toilet anyway, it's like in one end out the other right? i also win billiards championships in my downtime, why don't you show that side of me huh
[10:14 PM] SeaWyrm: They cut the tops off all their soda bottles, but only when nobody's looking. If you gather what I'm saying.
[10:14 PM] Tentacular: They counter-weigh their rocking chairs with stuffed beavers, I've heard.
[10:14 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): oh my god
[10:14 PM] SeaWyrm: I bet they do!
[10:14 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): chwokamafia
[10:14 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: don't be so lewd tentacular
[10:15 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): that is incredible
[10:15 PM] Tentacular: I... I'm so sorry
[10:15 PM] Tentacular: I'm just repeating what I've heard gossiped, honest
[10:16 PM] SeaWyrm: They yodel in the shower, but they never hum. If you get my meaning.
[10:16 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i heard they cracked corn, but i don't care
[10:16 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i hear his name is my name too
[10:16 PM] Tentacular: Should I, uh, just wait over here
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: They wear shades in the outhouse.
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: And they eat yams in the canning room.
[10:17 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they bait their hooks one end at a time
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: Yeah
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: Now I'm trying to find something I know for a fact can't have an inappropriate connotation
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: It's... very difficult it turns out
[10:18 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: tentacular! don't be so lewd!
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: They burn their candles at both ends, okay?!
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: there are kids here!
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: there can be no allusions to carnal knowledge
[10:19 PM] SeaWyrm: They only put on suntan lotion while kneeling, but then they stand up to complain.
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: speaking of, i hear they're vegan carnivores
[10:20 PM] SeaWyrm: I hear they swallow phillips-head screwdrivers.
[10:20 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i hear they're hiring
[10:20 PM] Sunspider: I leave for five minutes, and what filth I've returned to
[10:20 PM] Tentacular: Sunspider please help me
[10:21 PM] Sunspider: Sorry can't making noodles wet
[10:21 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: sunspider!
[10:21 PM] SeaWyrm: Whenever they leave home, they pack a roll of masking tape, but they use it all up on the airplane. If you catch my drift.
[10:21 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: think of the children!
[10:22 PM] Sunspider: They can enjoy these noodles when I'm done with em
[10:22 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: you're gonna get on a watchlist with talk like that
[10:22 PM] Tentacular: Why is it only now that I can't come up with a completely absurd statement, I'm usually so good at that
[10:22 PM] Tentacular: I've been outclassed, clearly ;P(edited)
[10:23 PM] SeaWyrm: You've just got to remember: Never turn a spigot without a wintergreen mint in your sock.
[10:23 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: remember. loose ships sink lips.
[10:23 PM] Sunspider: Dangit how is this noodle still hard
[10:23 PM] Tentacular: Can I bake a cake, and have it too?
[10:23 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: always remember, no shoelaces on wooden clogs
[10:23 PM] Sunspider: What even
[10:23 PM] SeaWyrm: And never sleep with chewing gum on your eyelids.
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: remember, brush your hands three times a day
[10:24 PM] Tentacular: Remember to floss your contacts daily???
[10:24 PM] SeaWyrm: Don't cross the street until you've turned around three times.
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: did you know that in australia the toilets flush backwards
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: that's right
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they go straight up
[10:25 PM] SeaWyrm: And above all: You can stop on a dime, sure, but only if you started on a ha'-penny.
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: I call uncle
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: He didn't answer but that's beside the point
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: I have been bested
[10:26 PM] SeaWyrm: Well, it's a drunk slugger's game, to be sure.
[10:26 PM] SeaWyrm: Only for those with quarter-turn wits.
[10:27 PM] SeaWyrm: Best played counterclockwise.
[10:27 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: like mahjong, or solitaire
[10:28 PM] SeaWyrm: Or the waltz.
[10:28 PM] Tentacular: But everyone knows that hummingbirds can't tapdance, or play poker.
[10:29 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: and everyone knows that for all the flapping of a hummingbird's wings, its heart beats only once in its entire lifetime. very slowly.
[10:29 PM] Sunspider: Man, there's nothing worse than working on a bunch of noodles, and then making a mess of yourself. All over my kitchen counter, me... ugh.
[10:29 PM] SeaWyrm: I heard that hummingbirds only drink Pepsi beverages.