You are Dlorph.

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You're getting pretty sick of these Big Companies and their Marketing Golems, however you can't quite justify physically attacking the Sales Homunculus just because it's existing in a way you find distasteful. But also geez you're so very late at this point, you're just going to have to let it go this time.

> Pedal your airscrew on out of there

You hop on your airscrew and start pedalling. As you sit there getting the sails up to speed you irately watch as the Sales Homunculus fills your mailbox with Mars marketing material... At least you assume that's what its doing. They're only programmed to advertise their product so it couldn't possibly be doing anything more nefarious... right?

> Display regret at not utilizing the cooking boost up from the Sanji cosplay.

After a minute or so spent getting the sails up to speed you take off. As you fly over the city your stomach reminds you that you missed breakfast this morning. You're also reminded that your Sanji cosplay does in fact give you a major increase in your cooking success chances and sometimes even allows you to intuit the results of a recipe. You try to remember to make a note in your Cosplay Menu.

Just go in to work, tell your boss that you're late because you were playing video games.

This is obviously a legitimate excuse in Dlorphworld.

Finally you approach the Zenos School, the most extensive educational facility in town. Each of its blocks represents a different stage of the educational process starting with Preschool in Red all the way up to university level education in Blue. It's almost time for lunch, but you're probably going to need to explain your lateness and check in on whoever is substituting for you before you can get anything to eat.

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SpoilerAlso what class does Dlorph teach, and at what educational level?