IRC highlights!

so trees

every year you have to spend money on trees

you dont have to

but please do. i sell them

you get to put a big fire hazard in ur house from december to april

and hang candy canes and fragile glass orbs on the edge of flexible downward sloping branches to optimize the chance of them falling off

and you can put all your nice gifts under it so your nice things can get covvered in pine needles

they are still alive but theyre dying slowly the whole time

you can slow the process by moisturize and fluids

more dry -> more flammable

fortunately you get to connect the fire hazard to an electrical outlet at all times via strings of lights that get tangled