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Fogel tries to tell a joke, we make a mess.

[9:58 PM] DragonFogel: I'm reminded of an extended joke.
[9:58 PM] DragonFogel: How do you fit an elephant in the refrigerator?
[9:58 PM] a52: uh oh...
[9:58 PM] DragonFogel: You take everything out and put the elephant in there.
[9:58 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): i have question
[9:58 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): what if your refigerator cannot hold one (1) elephant
[9:59 PM] a52: elephants are pretty big
[9:59 PM] a52: and what about shelves?
[9:59 PM] DragonFogel: I'll take your questions when I'm finished explaining.
[9:59 PM] DragonFogel: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
[9:59 PM] Kíeros: You take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in
[9:59 PM] DragonFogel: Very good, Kieros.
[10:00 PM] DragonFogel: Now, the Lion, in his role as the king of the jungle, has called a meeting for all the animals. Which animal does not go to the meeting?
[10:00 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): you can spell girafe with the letters from refrigerator
[10:00 PM] Kíeros: The giraffe, they were in the fridge.
[10:00 PM] DragonFogel: Correct!
[10:00 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): you can also spell grrrafe
[10:01 PM] DragonFogel: Final question. You come to a river that is home to a number of crocodiles. There is no bridge. How do you get across?
[10:01 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): you make a rebridgerator
[10:01 PM] a52: dammit
[10:01 PM] Kíeros: 0ω0
[10:01 PM] a52: I was going to make a simi pun
[10:02 PM] a52: similar
[10:02 PM] a52: you beat me though
[10:02 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): i apologize a52
[10:02 PM] DragonFogel: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting.
[10:02 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): i just had to
[10:02 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): oh, right
[10:02 PM] DragonFogel: Does that help you think about how to handle your adventure, Kaynato?
[10:02 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): can my question be answered now
[10:02 PM] DragonFogel: The answer is, you get a bigger refrigerator.
[10:02 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): i dont need a bigger refrigerator
[10:03 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): the elephant does not need to be in my fridge
[10:03 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): he has his own life
[10:03 PM] DragonFogel: But then how is he going to give his report on how cold it is inside the refrigerator at the meeting?
[10:04 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): why is that a focus of the meeting
[10:04 PM] DragonFogel: Don't ask me, I'm not the King of the Jungle.
[10:04 PM] a52: what do you call a crocodile in a freezer
[10:04 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): wouldnt the carnivores eat the herbivores in the meeting
[10:04 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): a crocodicicle?
[10:04 PM] DragonFogel: They have respect for protocol.
[10:05 PM] a52: a refrigergator
[10:05 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): gosh darnit a52 thats so good
[10:05 PM] a52: :crocodile:
[10:05 PM] DragonFogel: I mean, I don't know about you, but I don't eat the other attendees when I go to meetings.
[10:05 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): :snowflake: :crocodile:
[10:06 PM] a52: but the difference is you wouldn't eat them when you're out of the meeting either
[10:06 PM] gloomyMoron: Frog and the Scorpion, Fogel.
[10:07 PM] DragonFogel: The lion is very clear on this, if you eat other attendees you don't get donuts.
[10:07 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): but animals dont eat donuts
[10:07 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): they eat other animals (or plants)
[10:07 PM] Kíeros: But... I eat donuts.
[10:07 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): jungle animals
[10:07 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): dont eat donuts
[10:07 PM] Kíeros: I could have sworn I was an animal
[10:08 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): where does the lion even get the donuts
[10:08 PM] Kíeros: 7-11
[10:08 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): jungle 7/11???
[10:08 PM] a52: humans are plains animals not jungles animals
[10:08 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): lions dont even ive in the jungle.
[10:08 PM] DragonFogel: You've only never seen them eat donuts because you've never seen them at a meeting.
[10:08 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): they live in the savannah.
[10:09 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): nor do elephants, or giraffes
[10:09 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): or refrigerators
[10:09 PM] DragonFogel: See, the refrigerator has to be big enough to hold all the donuts for that many animals.
[10:09 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): right...
[10:19 PM] a52: wild refrigerator in the african savannah
[10:20 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): needs to be bigger
[10:20 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): to fit an elephant
[10:20 PM] diggity dogi (spümpkin): apparently
[10:20 PM] gloomyMoron: It's a baby
[10:20 PM] a52: that's how big they get.
[10:20 PM] a52: no bigger
[10:22 PM] a52: here's a picture we got when an elephant walked into frame immediately afterwards:
[10:22 PM] a52:
[10:23 PM] a52: clearly far too big to ever fit into a refrigerator
[10:23 PM] a52: which is probably a good thing
[10:23 PM] DragonFogel: Well it definitely won't with all those donuts in there.
[10:23 PM] a52: if they were about the same size you'd probably get all these half-refrigerator half-elephant crossbreeds
[10:23 PM] gloomyMoron: Refrigerators are bigger on the inside than the outside. They're extradimensional
[10:24 PM] AmosXSalazzle: Maybe you can get a shrink ray an shrink the elephant down?
[10:24 PM] a52: since they're both large and grey they could easily confuse each other for potential mates