RE: The Shop
08-12-2017, 01:05 AM
>Don't worry. You can handle this. You have a plan. Pull out your credit card.
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>Declare that the store now belongs to you and Sam by right of conquest. Begin making plans for the monuments celebrating your glory.
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>This may be your last chance. It's time to confess something to Sam. Something you've been wanting to say for a long time. Take her by the hands and look her in the eyes. Take a deep breath. "Sam... It's true... I-... I'm the one who's been blowing their nose on all your shirts for the past several years..."
or
>Declare that the store now belongs to you and Sam by right of conquest. Begin making plans for the monuments celebrating your glory.
or
>This may be your last chance. It's time to confess something to Sam. Something you've been wanting to say for a long time. Take her by the hands and look her in the eyes. Take a deep breath. "Sam... It's true... I-... I'm the one who's been blowing their nose on all your shirts for the past several years..."