A Right Well Plotted And Entirely Original Adventure (Probably a Lie)

You are here because the Gods have willed it, of course.

Two of them actually. Light and Dark.

It's rare those two actually agree on what to do with a pawn

The two headed god is quite demanding and a big micromanager. Not a good combination for a deity.You're hear awaiting further instructions. Probably for something weird, like building a shrine to tacky pants.