RE: The Shop
07-10-2017, 04:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-10-2017, 04:43 AM by typeandkey.)
>Nonthreateningly approach the door, then go through when it opens up to let you back in. After you are safely through, quietly insult the materials it was made from. ZING!
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>Play a hearty marching tune in the form of a jazzy rendition of "When the Saints Go Marching In" complete with fantastic dance moves and acrobatics as you approach. The door will be so awed and bedazzled that it will have to let you through.
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>Play a hearty marching tune in the form of a jazzy rendition of "When the Saints Go Marching In" complete with fantastic dance moves and acrobatics as you approach. The door will be so awed and bedazzled that it will have to let you through.