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Hello new reader LoverIan, and welcome to the comic!

>Oogle cake mix fondly.



You would oogle at the cake mix if only you had the means to use it to make a real cake. This box is just taunting you. Letting you know you cannot have your sweet delectable desires satisfied under the skaia lit sky. Every moment more looking at the box cover is a moment more in eternal torment where you. Cannot. Have. Cake.

Its devil's food too. You are a sucker for sugary sweets.

>date poster men in your imagination



Bing cosby. Oh what a voice. What a man!

You don't need imagination for this date because you took your late wife to see the cloned singer of america's fatherly figure at the Cocoanut Grove memorial nightclub one summer's eve. It was a night to remember full of mirth, drinks, and song. She was the one who suggested that the two of you get to know Bing a little more, but that night could have been something else if he just wasn't so uptight.

The look of shock and suprise on his face when he figured it out was priceless.

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You don't know who this deuchebag is. You've never heard of him. He seems more like a photo stock model, and not an actual magician.

> Try the hats on while at it. For science.



This is a simple hat, but its nice to have a hat to wear for a while. You'd like to wear a hat all the time, but your abilities would prevent you from doing so otherwise. Even at extreme speeds.

> treat a room like a point and click adventure, check behind and under all furniture, but especially in those drawers.



There's really almost nothing of interest here! The only things left to check that may have something of value is dad egbert's dresser and john's birthday presents. You know for sure you are not supposed to open those gifts as John needs them later! And while you were moving the bed there wasn't anything underneath it.



You rummage through the dresser expecting to find something of interest.

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Lo and behold you found a spare wallet.

You once saw John using this in tandam with the machines lying around the house. Maybe this is an important key to crafting? You're not entirely sure how all this is connected yet.