Post making contest 4.0

I like going to the beach?

Passes rule 5.

Sruixan is no longer playing Civilization V.

Passes rule 5.

This is update #203.

Sruixan is no longer playing Civilization V.

I may have stayed up until half two playing it, yes. That was a thing I did. Definitely not a thing I regret in the slightest, not at all.

Anyway, this afternoon I've finally persuaded myself into upgrading my laptop to Windows 10. I am pretty sure doing so will break everything spectacularly, but given how tetchy Windows 7 has been these past couple of weeks I figure I may as well pander to Microsoft and have things break in the way they'd like them to. You never know - I might be able to eke a little more stability out of this mess...

(this does mean that I'll be posting from my phone for a bit, or a while, depending on how well this goes...)

End of message.

Passes rule 3

This is update #204.

"Unfortunately, this PC is unable to run Windows 10."

*click*

"Compatibility issue: view report."

*click*

"This PC works with Windows 10!"

*twitch*

End of message.

Passes no rules.

This is update #205.

"Some apps aren't compatible (view details)"

Oh, fair enough, there's something on here that Windows 10 might not be able to run, which is quite plausible given by penchant for archaic software. I guess this is just Microsoft's roundabout way of telling me this? Let's see...

"You'll need to uninstall these apps during the upgrade: Samsung Recovery Solution 5."

...

...that's it?

...

*sigh*

End of message.

Passes rule 3

might have lost one of the few close friends i have

Oh no!
Passes no rules.


Passes no rules

This is update #203.

Sruixan is no longer playing Civilization V.

I may have stayed up until half two playing it, yes. That was a thing I did. Definitely not a thing I regret in the slightest, not at all.

Anyway, this afternoon I've finally persuaded myself into upgrading my laptop to Windows 10. I am pretty sure doing so will break everything spectacularly, but given how tetchy Windows 7 has been these past couple of weeks I figure I may as well pander to Microsoft and have things break in the way they'd like them to. You never know - I might be able to eke a little more stability out of this mess...

(this does mean that I'll be posting from my phone for a bit, or a while, depending on how well this goes...)

End of message.

Context: a52 on Discord said:

[4:45 PM] a52: I will tell you i deliberately designed rule 5 to make it hard for Sruix to pass.

I hypothesized, semi-jokingly, also on Discord, awhile later:

[7:00 PM] qwerx3: i wonder if rule 5 is "passes if Sruixan is playing civ 5"

Passes rule 3

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Passes no rules. I have a feeling you messed up a bit here and if you hadn't it would have passed rule 2.