Post making contest 4.0

sruix i love my new precious boy

i am so tired

today has been 95% good and then i made the mistake of trying to watch hit hollywood sleeping-pill-alternative The Big Short and now I must sleep

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Passes rule 3

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

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Can an Fair tango be

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joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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Spoiler[background=#123123]A bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

Passes rules 1, 3 and 5