RE: Roast making contest
05-25-2016, 04:01 AM
(05-25-2016, 02:22 AM)btp Wrote: »Schazer you're the Lazy-er 1 here! What's with this half-hearted pun of a contest?
And Reyweld, you're so self-deprecating, if you were a currency you'd be the peso.
Bobert - Get with the times! Rhymes are over! Acronyms are the cool things now. Who needs a name when they have LETTERS.
Loather - I love your avatar. Fuck you too.
This roast passes Rule 1, 3, 5, and kinda-sorta passes 4 and 2, but not really? It's on the right track with 4 but I don't think it technically does.
(05-25-2016, 02:44 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »fuck you isnt an insult
This post passes Rule 5, and sorta-not-really passes Rule 4 in the same way as btp's prevous post.
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow